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Andy G.

@stateofcrisis.bsky.social

I am the CEO of Balatro.

72 Followers  |  159 Following  |  233 Posts  |  Joined: 24.09.2024
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robot i got to design for jarofmayonassey on tumblr :3

09.03.2026 21:30 — 👍 295    🔁 92    💬 8    📌 0
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#residentevil 9

Leon: Take this gun Grace. I have two more right here.

07.03.2026 18:36 — 👍 6942    🔁 2233    💬 35    📌 12

Being the first person to discover Poopity Scoopity in Infinite Craft has to be one of my greatest achievements.

06.03.2026 01:06 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

What song would you kiss a girl to rn?

06.03.2026 01:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh thats siiiiick.

04.03.2026 22:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This feels like an insane thing to post on the internet

02.03.2026 22:52 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Right. Yeah this is so wholesome. Definitely not horny. Ha...
Haha...

01.03.2026 02:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh. Uhhhhhh...

01.03.2026 02:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Would you say this is wholesome!?

01.03.2026 02:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hey, my post a while ago where I was like "I bet no one can guess what gif im thinking about right now"

This was it

01.03.2026 00:14 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

That makes two of us, idiot

28.02.2026 02:29 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

TWO GENDWRS!

NO ASS!

BIG DUMMPY!!!!

28.02.2026 02:28 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this is why I'm in favor of abolishing freedom of speech

28.02.2026 01:27 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Damn, that's kinda too bad. :'(

27.02.2026 18:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Cannot articulate how much I despise this post.

27.02.2026 18:21 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If I think of you or see your profile picture I think of a blue-haired Tharja. 🤷‍♂️😅

26.02.2026 19:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Yoshis Island stickers! (Very cute) Featuring Yoshi, Baby Mario, Poochy, and others.

Yoshis Island stickers! (Very cute) Featuring Yoshi, Baby Mario, Poochy, and others.

My stinky ass bastard cat Kira going for a chomp on the sticker used to seal the envelope.

My stinky ass bastard cat Kira going for a chomp on the sticker used to seal the envelope.

Mail from @othatsraspberry.com means two things: 1. Cool stickers! (The monkey is so cute, I'm gonna SOB) and 2. My asshole bastard son has more stuff to chew on.

26.02.2026 19:49 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hello! Aliennn!!!

25.02.2026 17:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Happy (theoretical) birthday. 🤨

25.02.2026 17:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Like hell you were.

24.02.2026 22:29 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Prove it

24.02.2026 22:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Dude. Ladies are so cool.

24.02.2026 21:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh thats one scary motherfucker

17.02.2026 21:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Dracula from Castlevania as depicted by Nerf Now

Dracula from Castlevania as depicted by Nerf Now

16.02.2026 01:34 — 👍 457    🔁 42    💬 2    📌 1

Pregnant

14.02.2026 02:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Very large possibility that I will also be there day one. I'll see you in line. 🤝

12.02.2026 23:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

NEW CASTLEVANIA? IN 2026!???

12.02.2026 22:52 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This guy gets it

12.02.2026 13:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

EAT WEED SMOKE PUSSY
🤘🔥

12.02.2026 13:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

No, I DEFINITELY was thinking of a very specific gif when I posted this

12.02.2026 01:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0