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@moonmasque.bsky.social

Dead Fleets jester Cask of Amontillado fan account

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Latest posts by moonmasque.bsky.social on Bluesky

tears are just eye piss

09.11.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 119    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

been there 🫑 always helps a little to run it under hot water first.

09.11.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

roll the R ever so

08.11.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

not sure if i ever told you this, sir shrimp, but i pronounce goofy's urine in the archaic style with a long i, 'ur-RYEn'

08.11.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

gouda you know??

06.11.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they should dismount if there are pedestrians. bikes on the subway at rush hour bother me much more

06.11.2025 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Man in the moon is basically moonmasque avatar:  blue and red checkerboard motley, crying eyes, a single sad tear falls. 
He sits in the sky, peering into a house. watching people who β€œwork from home” post on bleusky and/or have sex.

Man in the moon is basically moonmasque avatar: blue and red checkerboard motley, crying eyes, a single sad tear falls. He sits in the sky, peering into a house. watching people who β€œwork from home” post on bleusky and/or have sex.

I don’t need an electronic to see your posts

11.08.2023 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i fuckig hate sun. moon is best

06.11.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the sun is pissing and shitting all over the place right now. disgustig

06.11.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

siri play box of rain

05.11.2025 09:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

tonight is a night I don’t regret spending so much time on line

05.11.2025 05:45 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

fish i am dying at franklin's peter pan legs

05.11.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
benjamin franklin with wolverine claws about to battle zeus in the clouds. he is using a kite as wings. lots of lightning bolts.

benjamin franklin with wolverine claws about to battle zeus in the clouds. he is using a kite as wings. lots of lightning bolts.

yeah i support our veterans

05.11.2025 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

i became a swan btw 🦒

04.11.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

November is the best month. Everyone born in November is hotter than the rest of us. I love it so much, I’m getting a misspelled Novembre tattoo to commemorate.

01.11.2023 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m blocking anyone who says something unkind about the month of November

29.09.2023 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

happy birthday. november people are the best

04.11.2025 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

coat tea, ha!

04.11.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a real sophie's choice

04.11.2025 06:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is making a funny face with her tongue out Alt: annie wilkes screaming cockadoodie gif.

COCKADOODIE!

02.11.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back!

Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.

Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!

#MundaneHalloween

02.11.2025 09:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4851    πŸ” 2843    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 293

crying laughing at this

31.10.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

getting naked and then using adhesive rollers on each other to get rid of unwanted particles

30.10.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

dear diary,
had to mute a new word on blue sky again today...

26.10.2025 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

keeping things jovial by having no idea what's happening

25.10.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

scalp

24.10.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Looking like shit kinda sneaks up on you

20.10.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's the only good thing they've done so far

18.10.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why do i have 3 missed calls can everyone get a grip

17.10.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

may as well just cut the whole thing off

17.10.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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