Froman XII, Sausage Pope of Chicago

Fun fact: if you were born north of Richmond or west of the Mississippi, you are genetically unfit to make biscuits. It's just biology.

Buster from the tv show ‘Arrested Development’ holding an arm full of plushies while he looks at his mother Lucille, saying, “these are my awards, mother, from FIFA.“

Who has made this 🤣

it also has a paper crown from when he was given the honorific "the Burger-King"

why on god's green earth would you think Paul or Gene (especially Gene) would be above it

does Dominick the Donkey get a chapter because if not: no dice

"A GIANT WOMAAAAAN, STEP ON MEEEEEE" is what you're gonna get

Flavored ketchup forgets the one key thing about ketchup: it is for six year olds and no self-respecting adult would be caught dead sullying their food with it. I will not be taking questions at this time

Do you like trains, by any chance

Pokemon Go Away, Hil-dawg

can I make out with them one last time

Wasn't convenient for his narrative yet

You can have my Grapple Beam when you pry it from my cold, dead hands

the James Carville of the financial world has spoken

Everyone will disagree on 1-9, but 10 and 11 are unimpeachable and cast in marble and if you say otherwise I can only assume you've suffered TBI

A movie that takes place where you're from (I win)

Bluesky's version of this dude I knew who said he was a "Jahmerican" and had "never even been to Caucasia"

If you don't like socialism then quit begging me for fucking money constantly, Dems

Master Race out here lookin like Chad Nickelback

So we're still, at this late date, playing the "~~*= dEcOrUm =*~~ will save us" game are we

@iwriteok.bsky.social did an entire 2 parter on Bo Gritz and never once mentioned that his campaign platform was called "The Bill of Gritz", which is why I am asking the internet to cancel him

[Toucan Sam] Follow your nose; get a tag on your toe!

give me your lunch money

He brings the eyeballs, which are literally the only thing important to these fucks

"I kilt Dwight Yoakam's credibility. Yes'm, I'm right sure of it, the second lick split his cred plumb near in two. It's a little house on th' corner'a Vine street and some other street."

In the annals of RFK Jr's crimes, "making me write off Dwight Yoakam" is pretty low on the severity list but man it still fuckin' stings.

" 'ehhhh dat guy is gabadost, ayyy ba fongul gabbagool my muddah's sauce'....how was that?"

Just gonna lay this info down for whoever wants to PICKITUPPICKITUPPICKITUP eh

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