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"Mama mia... what-a day is it..? How long was-a Mario out for..?"
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"Thank-a the lord. I may have misjudged you, Disney. Now no one in their right will eat-a that slop..."
07.01.2026 18:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Mario yesterday (and anytime) opinions on pizza toppings are shared-
21.12.2025 07:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"That's-a probably Mario's-a fault... h-his pizza-pinions were-a the talk of the town for a bit.."
21.12.2025 03:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
"PIZZA THIS, PIZZA THAT, PIZZA THE HECK OUTTA ME! MARIO'S-A SO DONE! LUIGI, YOU GO OUT THERE TO THOSE... THOSE... UUUUUUUUGH!"
Mario stormed off, leaving ol' Loogi to future responses for the night, it seems..?
"...o-okay."
"YOU TOO, PAISANA!? MARIO ISN'T LAUGHING-"
21.12.2025 02:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Mario is gonna go up there and break that big ol' emerald.
21.12.2025 02:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"...breathe Mario, eet'sa just a cat thingy... of-a course it likes fish on pizza... let it-a go..."
21.12.2025 02:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1
"...Luigi thinks eet'sa not that bad.!"
"Mario has no brother."
"MARIO'S-A HEART IS CRUMBLING-"
21.12.2025 02:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Oh yeah? The classic Pepperoni & mozzarella with a bit of-a provolone, with-a extra garlic, a bit of-a black olives- Ooh, Luigi likes-a mushroom even though I don't, but eets'a acceptable- along with other acceptable toppings if-a I feel risky, cooked in a fiery oven to Gold Coin Perfection! Mwah!"
21.12.2025 02:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1"That, probably-"
21.12.2025 02:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1"....eet'sa... tolerable. You're off-a the hook, clown-o."
21.12.2025 02:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1"Mario gonna commit Game Awards Player's Voice 2022"
21.12.2025 02:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1"WHAT-A THE HECK GOIN' ON IN BRAZIL?????"
21.12.2025 02:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Don't-a tell me you're serious."
21.12.2025 02:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1
"I- You- That- But-
Mario can't with this. Mama Mia..."
One of the few things that can Crack this plumber's smile:
Pizza Opinions.
"Going to Miyamoto to try & get the Zelda movie delayed now."
21.12.2025 02:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Don't-a tell me you'd defend these... these... DISGRACES TO PIZZA KIND!"
21.12.2025 02:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1