Mike Redmond

“We all remember the Challenger. What this plan presupposes is what if it was also a nuke?”

Mean Girls meme that reads: We’re blowing up astronauts, NASA, cape canaveral, Georgia, maybe some Carolinas, dolphins…

Corrected for accuracy:

Just to be clear, we went from a high alert on Trump pardoning Ghislaine Maxwell any second now to dropping that completely and talking about Sydney Sweeney? That was the silver bullet?

"Well, the president was going to be outed as a pedophile, but then there was this jeans commercial..."

1. Bless you for that callback.
2. Gonna highly recommend you don't Google her party affiliation.

Evergreen post apparently

I reached out and asked John Devore, author of the memoir Theatre Kids, if he would join on NBN. It’s one of the biggest thrills of my bookish life that he said yes, and that I now get to share our conversation with you.

Listen here: newbooksnetwork.com/theatre-kids

@newbooksnetwork.bsky.social

Been offline all day, so let’s check if the whole Sydney Sweeney situation has died down. I bet it has.

*looks at phone, puts phone back down, stares into the distance*

I can change her.

this remains such an incredibly strange way to answer a very easy question

Oh no it’s the male loneliness epidemic

Jake Tapper, you are not going to believe this

Is This Reality TV Dude Really The Face Of Assassin’s Creed’s Protagonist? - Kotaku Former Vanderpump Rules star Jax Taylor claims his face was used on the box art for Ubisoft’s action-adventure game

For all The Valley watchers consistently gagged by Jax Taylor’s abhorrent behavior, please know he’s been lying about being the face of an Assassin’s Creed game for YEARS
kotaku.com/assassins-cr...

Briarbridge Tracker: strategically gathering recon on little seasers pizza in the woods behind the strip mall and getting fucking lyme disease

This is a goddamn crime.

Sydney Sweeney's Jeans Go to Washington Our current timeline has reached levels of dumb that not even scientists can quantify (because they've all been fired), so it probably shouldn't come as a shock that the Sydney Sweeney American Eagle fiasco has turned into a full-blown thing.... Read more...

Sydney Sweeney's Jeans Go to Washington

One would not be faulted for noticing a theme here.

NOT ONE OF THESE DIPSHIT DORKASS LOSERS COULD DRINK 10 BEERS IN A COLD GARAGE AND PLAY PING PONG. NONE OF THEM COULD SURVIVE DEER CAMP. CURTIS YARVIN'S HEAD WOULD FUCKING DETONATE PLAYING DEALER'S CHOICE POKER. PETER THIEL WOULD DROWN IN A HOT TUB IN THE WOODS WITH THE BOYS.

White House Says Liberal Outrage Over Sydney Sweeney’s American Eagle Jeans Commercial Is ‘Moronic’ and a ‘Big Reason Americans’ Voted for Trump The White House says the Left's 'moronic' reaction to Sydney Sweeney's American Eagle jeans commercial is a 'big reason' Americans voted for Trump.

“The president supports the Nazi boob ad if that will get everyone to stop talking about his best friend Jeffrey Epstein who he misses a lot. Man, they had a lot of adventures…”

Bob… Bob had bitch-tits.

Mrs Twice: Oh, poor Ralph! Do you know what it's like to be married to a wonderful man for fourteen years? Det. Frank Drebin: No, I can't say that I do. I did live with a guy once, though, but that was just for a couple of years. [Mrs. Twice makes sounds of trying not to cry] Usual slurs, rumours, innuendos - people didn't understand. [Ed gives Mrs. Twice a handkerchief and she starts crying into it] Det. Frank Drebin: [to camera] Det. Frank Drebin: Ran him outta town like a common pygmy. [Mrs. Twice starts crying a little harder] Capt. Ed Hocken: Did he have any enemies? Mrs. Twice: Well the Democrats didn't like him. Det. Frank Drebin: [continues, to camera, with Mrs. Twice continuing to sob softly] Sure, he was a physical education major but he had a mind! He could think, he wasn't all muscle, all body, all sinewy limbs. He got married, you know, later - had three kids. Never cared for her. Sent a nice gift, never got a note. Capt. Ed Hocken: Now, I know this is a long shot, but did he ever eat chop suey? Mrs. Twice: [crying] No, no he never did. Capt. Ed Hocken: It was just a hunch. Det. Frank Drebin: [continues, to camera, with Mrs. Twice still going back into her softly sobbing mode] I told him she was wrong. And that youngest boy, just like his father. Football hero. Lived with him for a year. It wasn't the same. [wistfully] Det. Frank Drebin: You can't go back.

This scene ran on network television in 1982.

There was nothing remotely like it on there.

The argument isn’t about Sydney Sweeney’s sex appeal. It’s about all the third reich dog whistles in that 30 second ad

In the beginning the Bove whistleblowers were spaced apart 24 weeks. Then 12, then 6, then every 2 weeks. In 4 days we could be seeing a whistleblower every 8 hours until they are coming every 4 minutes. We should witness a double Bove whistleblower report within seven days.

Here's how conservatives control the culture wars:
1. IDENTIFY topic of cultural discussion that can be cleaved down ideological lines (eg: Sydney Sweeney "good jeans" ad)

A hall of fame post bc, like so many other hall of famers, it really does describe its targets to an absolute T

This is why he gets the big bucks

Totally just advertising copy, but he makes it sound like he's your pal Sam talking to you at the seashore

actors who are auditioning to play people who are definitely guilty should study this press conference

hey there's also some homophobia in there

3 Dems opposed Mangi. 2 in a swing state where 1 just won re-election by 1.65%, & by Joe Manchin who is no longer a Senator. He had impassioned support from the actually relevant Senator Cory Booker, as Booker & Kim returned negative blue slips on Bove which Grassley ignored. It’s on Republicans.

You know how Republicans smear Democrats? It starts by ACTUALLY BLAMING THE OPPOSITION FOR DOING THINGS YOU DISLIKE and not going full "oh well if we had done x then maybe the unforeseeable y wouldn't have happened so hurr durr Republican evil is Democrats' fault."

You feckless fucks.

The mood on this website in particular is very swingy in a super unhelpful way. The appointment of a crook to the Third Circuit is a bad but fixable problem and yet it has seemingly sparked a cavalcade of despair even as the President is on day whatever of badly fighting his connections to a pedo