the jester of melancholy

he's such a weirdo but i DO love when he says the quiet parts out loud

“This feature has become very popular among people with no imagination” 🔪

“To turn off, go to Settings > Apps > Photos on iOS and turn off Enhanced Visual Search. On Mac, open Photos and go to Settings > General to do the same. You must do it on each of your Apple devices.”

hisssss

just do your best jess impression

This response from @sbearbergman.bsky.social to @hildur.bsky.social’s post has changed my week— it is so wholesome, and human, and so the energy we all need right now. And Kerstin Langenberger, the naturalist who posted “I am on my way with the necessary equipment”? This woman is the hero we need.

A digital painting of a sleeping rock giant covered in moss, sitting in the middle of a forest lake. A herd of unicorns is gathering around it. The unicorns are black, gray, and white

Visiting the sleep giant

apple crepe

my neighbor (LA) has a brain disease and will be moving out of country for care dec 28th. i’m trying to find her pets fosters or a new forever home. please help me find June (cat, 8 yrs, no teeth/eats wet food, good w/dogs) and Baby (8 yrs, friendly w/everyone: dogs, kids & cats, neutered) homes!

THAT'S what hunter biden looks like?

oh my god

Hi in American films and TV they often reference "the tri-state area" and, honestly, I don't know what that is and I'm never going to bother to look it up I don't care.

reading one of those AUs that isn't in character per se but the worldbuilding is so good and the author clearly knows everything there is to know about this niche profession that i'm so invested

For those going home to visit family this weekend:

• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.

long

deck.blue 🥹 i can't believe it. i have my tweetdeck back. oh how i've missed it

it’s fine to say gladiiator is a bad movie (it is) but don’t you dare come for my boyfriend paul

wild behaviour. who knows what he got up to out of her sight! i’m sure he’s very well behaved but at least keep him in sight

she wasn’t concerned by this at all btw, she was on her phone, chilling. like 5 minutes later a chihuahua crested the hill following another dog (leashed) and she was like ah there he is

i sat down on a bench during my walk through the park because i saw a woman with a long leash but no dog anywhere in sight and i needed to get to the bottom of it

hear hear!

scrungly

#gbbo jill is SO lovely, what a gem

YouTube video by British Vogue Paul Mescal & Denzel Washington Talk Gladiator II, Life Advice & “Making It”

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKcb... denzel, what a guy

that and also the eggs burst and leak egg white every time

i google this like 5 times a year

7 seems like too many options, i wonder how they distinguish between medium and medium plus lol

YouTube video by Hollywood Authentic Paul Mescal Talks Horses with Greg Williams

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SE_... this one's for all the horse girls out there

honestly stick me in a box like a turtle. take me out for christmas dinner though. then straight back in