Big Blue Lake

As your next president I will ban those motion activated deer repellers that emit an ear shattering high frequency that your old neighbors point directly into the road to set off the alarm every time a car drives past so they bore holes into your ear drums ALL SUMMER LONG.

Meme

BREAKING: Local Person Solves Middle East With Canva Pro.

The smell of early spring along Lake Michigan is one of my favorite sensations of the year.

Crap. Spelling counts.

Reach out and frustetate.

Guys, I'm starting to think the congresspeople shielding a rapist pedophile President and refusing to bring Epstein perps to justice will have no problem at all subverting an election.

Kansas invalidates IDs and birth certificates of transgender people Kansas' new anti-transgender law, SB 244, invalidates driver's licenses and birth certificates for over a thousand transgender people.

If they only had a heart. Or a brain.

I do wonder what Musk and Trump will resort to in order to save their own skins from public congressional hearings when the Dems retake the House and Senate. I don't imagine they'll let them get seated easily or willingly.

I eat, Noodle. I breathe, Noodle. I read, Noodle. I sleep, Noodle. I? I am, Noodle.

I wonder if there's a "one two three NOT IT!!!" Contest for doing the State of the Union response. Look at Rubio. He's been a shell of a man since.

That's right guys, clap louder. LOUDER! #StateOfTheUnion

Justice Department withheld and removed some Epstein files related to Trump An NPR investigation finds the public database of Epstein files is missing dozens of pages related to sexual abuse accusations against President Trump.

Uh oh. Glad to see my $15 a month sustaining member sponsorship going to good use.

NPR is finally pointing out the obvious and speaking truth to power.

www.npr.org/2026/02/24/n...

Is he aware that the tiny ornitholestes swiped eggs from dinosaur nests for food and its entire survival relied on SHUTTING THE DUCK UP!?!

Well. We've officially had the warm weather fake-out, and now that we're gasping for breath from the inevitable winter sucker punch, we can confidently say that spring is just around the corner. Probably brandishing a shiv.

Oof. A victim of bad timing.

It's a fun game. Moreso now with the pandemic a few years in the rear view.

Yes!!! We started playing Pandemic Legacy right before the actual pandemic. It got less fun real quick back then.

Pandemic, too, maybe. With less actual pandemic, of course.

This is why Jenga is the perfect game for our times. In the end the building collapses on everyone, and while everyone contributed to the instability all but one player can feel victorious that at least the last straw wasn't directly their fault.

You're not fooling anyone with the Swedish meatballs (Italy) or Swedish hotdogs (America), IKEA. Just put out the creamed herring and lutefisk and stop posing.

Fuck off AI. We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.

Guys, being part of the Sandwich Generation is NOT what it sounds like. There are almost no sandwiches.

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

East Jordan was okay. They made the best manhole covers ever. And now you'll never be able to unsee it.

When we source our skills to AI, we will have skilled humans with no students to pass the knowledge to. By the time the skilled humans are gone, and we realize we made a mistake, we will have students willing to learn but no teachers. That's a problem.

Yes! It's because of the seeds!

For or to?

I had my first Hot N Now olive burger since the mid 90s.

It was hot and it was now. But not the burger of my youth. Or maybe I was just more easily impressed once.

Planted tank with CO2

The planted aquarium just gets happier and happier since I started experimenting with CO2 from sugar water, gelatin, and yeast. And the red ludwigia is popping. #plantedaquarium #aquascaping #aquarium

Beautiful! I think we have the same aquarium. At least one of them anyway. I just recently started experimenting with CO2 from sugar water and gelatin. The plants are going crazy.

I think that's just called "pre-dumpster diving" but no, I was probably on Ronald's street brooding near the Black Angel. Did I pre-dumpster dive any of your neglected outside houseplants? If they were anything other than a Christmas cactus, they're dead.