Alex

I love that Jade can and will ragebait the most powerful man on campus.

And perhaps Lilia suspected that, considering all the pride talk and reverence for Maleanor's death. And that is just part of the reason he took Malleus out of Briar Valley, to get perspective and meet an entire race that he might have never personally known at home.

Malleus is the pride of Briar Valley and the fae yeah? Cause his immense power.
And the Senate felates the Draconia Family super hard.
So... I wonder if there is a plot to weaponize him to be the reason humans fear fae again. Perhaps return the death that humanity wrought upon them centuries ago.

You think the real reason Crowley allowed us to be a student was so we would solve our own problem instead of actually getting involved himself?

Doing a #twistedWonderland #Tarotcard project where I put characters on cards that I feel best represent them. This one is #Grim as the fool!

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#idia #twst #twistedwonderland #ツイステ

Malleus and Alex's second son is named Maleficarum and I desperately need someone to understand that and think it's as funny as I do.

I will die on the hill that Malleus cannot handle a blowjob. Man would be shaking and wailing and exploding at one lick.

A free five star hm? Of course Im choosing Jing Yuan. That man is legally obligated to be on my team at all times regardless of meta.

Oho I have heard.

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

I know nothing about Ashveil except that he's hot and I kind of need him to doubleteam Sunday with Boothill.

Fandom Internet Etiquette:

1) ship and let ship
2) don't like, don't read
3) canon doesn't matter
4) trolls are just brats who need taming
5) no ship is "wrong" or immoral; they're just dolls
6) fiction =/= reality; get over it
7) respect fandom creators; they're doing this shit for free

"Fine, fine. Winner gets everyone's dessert at dinner tonight. GO!"
These idiots grab their tubs and start bouncing and wiggling before they are all sliding down the stairs.
Each of them realize their mistake as they pick up speed towards terminal velocity.
The screaming can be heard to Ramshackle.

"Prepare for the first annual sled race! As we know-"
"Get on with it!" Deuce hurries, hands on the lip of the tub he sits in, already edging closer to that first step as he stares at the far-off bottom of the stairs.

The First Years find large plastic storage tubs in Sam's store and all come to the same conclusion.
Within the hour Ace, Deuce, Epel, Grim and even Sebek (somehow) are seated in the bins at the top the the longest staircase on campus.
"Gentlemen!" Ace declares with far too much enthusiasm,

Who is going to tell him that these are NOT good references? Lilia please... we know you are up in the rafters shaking with laughter. Please stop him.

Malleus in the library very seriously reading the small collection of romantic fiction they have because bro has no idea how to pursue the Prefect.

why hair no listen

Here’s some sketches exploring one of my ideas for the creature from “The Terror” by Dan Simmons, and how I imagined it could work as a supernatural element while still able to be mistaken for a polar bear at a glance or in the distance~

If you could choose any Disney property (that hasn't been used already) for a Twisted Wonderland event to be based on, what would you want to see?
For fun let's include Star Wars, Marvel, Disney Channel originals, sequels, etc.
#twst

Not me watching Project Runway to help inspire me for my Morning Dove dorm uniforms.

HI JORDAN LOVE YOU TOO!!!

my brain: i like writing :)
also my brain: if you want me to write you’ll have to beat me with a stick

Hello #treycay nation! I have a new #twstfic out today. This one is explicit (a blowjob fic but make it about Trey Clover’s psychology). Cater POV, about 2.5k words. Love is crazy. ♣️♦️

archiveofourown.org/works/78550386

#twst #twistedwonderland #treyxcater

this is how Guzma founded Team Skull btw