99.9% Cryptid

I really could compile and edit my stories into an anthology pretty easily but unfortunately 75% of my brain capacity is still filled up with Stan and Ford Pines so there's really not much of a chance of it getting done.

uouuuauugh must I always suffer from heart burn??? everytime??? I eaties???? cruel

I do wonder sometimes what would have happened if I held out through The Hell Job for the paycheck, but you know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I'll never know. Can't change the past.

it's like... Born to be Eurydice, forced to play Orpheus you know?

me: man why do I keep having vivid nightmares EVERY night???
also me: time for my bedtime story!!!

I think Trevor Henderson came into my work today and I could not make myself ask him if he was who I thought but.... the knowledge that it might have been him will haunt me

shout out to the beautiful person who was wearing a slay the princess shirt that when I shouted a compliment about it, tried to blow a kiss at me and almost fell of their bike

tbh I think I deserve to just be the pampered, spoiled cat of a hot, evil older lady and not this whole.... self sufficient adult thing

As someone who looooves dancing as a stim, gogo dancing is great because it's like I'm getting paid to be autistic

d.graymemes morgan || 29 || they/them || writer || cosplayer || horrible entity

Yes! I'm m0rkl there as well! Thank you 💖
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Donate to Fire Displaced Morgan and Cats: Need Help, organized by Morgan Lerner My name is Morgan and recently there was a fire in my apartment. Luckily, no o… Morgan Lerner needs your support for Fire Displaced Morgan and Cats: Need Help

Hey so my apartment caught fire 🙃

Luckily, I wasn't home and my cats were not majorly injured. Still, there are vet bills, repair costs and moving costs to think about now so I've started a gofundme to help. Please consider donating, or sharing the link if you can't!

Thanks!

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Can I just take a whole week of off everything to catch up on my podcasts? To do nothing but Sleep and take leisurely walks while I listen to my podcasts and audio book backlog? I'm tired just want someone to cook a meal for me and take care of me 😔😔😔

Oh no everyone reaction to malevolent s5 finale got me worried.... gotta catch up 😩

I'm totally normal for listening to Would You Fall In Love With Me Again repeat for three days straight YOURE the weird one for catching me crying to it while I walk the dog

anyways here's Jon Jon

I'm trying to save money but I want take out 😭😭😭 I want curry I want pad thai

Digital illustration of a crow holding an asexual pride flag in its beak.

Happy International Asexuality Day!!!🖤🩶🤍💜

Shout out to the emotional support animal that alerted on me at the park the other day... buddy knew I was UnWell and Expirencing The Horrors

😭😭😭😭 technically I can afford the will wood tickets but it would not be financially responsible ....

BUT HES TOURING WITH FISH IN A BIRDCAGE???😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I cute little pink, blue and white moth kitten struts its stuff on a delicate purple background. The moth kitten has pink wings and antennae, a stripy tail and a white floofy neck

Happy Trans Day of Visibility!

[ #art #illustration #mothkittens #🏳️‍⚧️]

I feel like I seem normal but my stress levels are definitely not as indicated by the fact that I've started food hoarding again @__@

My phone always tries to autocorrect my email to Morgan kleptomania which like.... yeah fair but you didn't have to call me out on it

I don't want to watch anything new I want to erase my memory of watching NBC's Hannibal so I live through that all over again

I want to feel alive again bro

Wish I hadn't gotten rid of my character heels 😩 I mean sure they had blood in the but sturdy dance heels are expensive

Anyone got tips on how to not grind your teeth at all hours of the day? And don't say "reduce stress" because HAH

A man says "there's so much hate in my heart." He picks up a Flying V and says "my only instinct is to write incredibly hostile riffs." Another man comes in and says "I'd like to listen." They both have a wonderful time.

Incorrect, you are a friend so I want to talk to you and enjoy your company

UUUUUUUUUGGH WHY DO I HAVE TO EXIST IN A HUMAN BODY I NEED TO BE THE HAUNTING FOG

For someone who does not care very much for Bill Cipher as a character, I have a LOT of ideas for Bill themed burlesque routines

I need to see a doctor badly but the fear of medical bills had me choosing the possibility of a slow death over a possible potential and a lifetime of medical debt 🫠

And there's always the chance that nothing is wrong! So it's fine!