Crafty, as implied.

The call is coming from inside the Tim Hortons, bud.

I APPRECIATE YOUR PUN, DAN

Do.... do you think your guests will want to eat... sheet pans for dinner?

If this trailer had been pulling a motorboat, we would be INSUFFERABLE right now.

Y'ALL I WAS BEHIND THIS TRAILER THIS MORNING!!

BEHOLD THE GLORY OF ITS LICENSE PLATE!!! ( . ) ( . )!!!

Peeping Tom....cat

"Officer, the only weapons I'm packing are my killer good looks!" ✨💅👁️👄👁️💅✨

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That series was.... fine. The movie was.... fine.

I really need people to let it go already.

@piegoblin.bsky.social @shelleyelwood.bsky.social

Currently watching a British show about modern bakers baking historical recipes.

These 4 are making the LEWDEST innuendos 🤣🤣

I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords! 🤖

When I was in my sophomore year of high school, my sociology class toured a prison.
We went everywhere with the warden, even past the maximum security section, like we were doing a realtor walk-through. I learned a lot that day.

So, not like Olive Garden. 🤣

Bread and noodles covered in sauce?

So.... like Olive Garden?

Ruby Specialist should be your new drag name!!

They're so lucky to have canned fish growing in their area. It's not native here and when people see it, they assume it's invasive and have it destroyed.

I literally cannot think of any store that sells white satin pants. THANK KRIST

Shoulders are too narrow and the pants are a leg girth too big.

His tailor should be ashamed of himself.

Whiskey helps.

Also I've heard you can rub it on their gums too.

When the hell did Girthmaster start collaborating with the carrot growers!?!

These things were THICC!

Airing their grievances!

Yeah, but clerics get to change their spells every day, so it wouldn't have been too bad.

Father Primpker will absolve you of all your sins.

And of course, my favorite joke about that:

"In 100 billion years, the sun's energy will burn itself out. Then they'll have to work on (insert local highway that always seems to be under construction here) in the dark.

They brought back Mr X/Nemesis?

My favorite science math is "deep time."

How long ago was that cosmic event?

"Oh, like a LOOOOOOONG time ago, bb."

RIP Logo

Any farmers market stand that sells "L0CaL oRgaNiC H0nEy..."

Because all bees make sure you've filled out their pesticide questionnaire prior to gathering pollen 🙄🙄🙄

Wow, DIY cider!