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Life blesses those who jokingly ask for a birthday discount. I got a free birthday vape!! On this day of my birth!
Life is good.

I’m glad you did because this was divine timing. I haven’t been on here often and this was top of my feed. I think of you extra often lately. Please feel my counter positive energy produced by it, thru the screen. 🖐️⚡️🤚

Sick and tired of people talking about their children’s accomplishments and growth talk about ME what about ME

Picture of a person in a cloak with a scary glove standing in front of a castle. There’s lighting. Text across the picture reads “bing bop boom boom boom bop bam”

BREAKING NEWS FROM MY NEIGHBORHOOD. This is NOT A DRILL.
The people with the Trump flag, after changing it to half staff for a while, have now taken it down completely and replaced it with an IRISH one! 🇮🇪

ERIN GO BRAGH!

On St Patrick's Day when they dye the river green, I call it Shrekago. I'm banned from Illinois for life.

I’m cranky cuz I’m in a lot of pain. Anyway. Im ready for a future without 1st grade level poetry books becoming bestsellers. And resin art. And while I’m at it, video lectures on things I went to college for being given by 20 year olds. “We NEED to talk about…” no we don’t. Sit down we’re all tired

Also while I’m at it,

I’m ready for the world of shitty poetry and uninspiring art to end. In the same way people equate having adhd with being paraplegic,

People defend shitty poetry with “there’s no right way to express yourself”.

True. But there IS a method to writing poetry

I just realized that when a lot of people online say they have an invisible disability,

That they have an undiagnosed/disease that can’t be tested for (aka normal bloodwork and tests) A disease they can’t find = invisible.

That’s not what invisible disability means. That’s not. What that means.

Promised my husband I’d stop fasting because my body is not handling it well and I’m really sad about it 😭

I know i should see it as a blessing but I’m still sad. Tomorrows another day ✨

We shouldn’t need a boycott day because you performative weirdos should be shopping mindfully EVERYDAY. Most of us are too poor to even think about target. Who are you to speak on behalf of the poor in this country while you DoorDash a sandwich every day. Gtfo of here.

Oooh, big word

Why ArE yOU on MeTa?

Cuz this place feels like middle school, aka nobody likes my stuff. It’s sad and lonely and my friends are on IG.

Shut uuuuuup

Everyone i see this meme I congratulate myself for not doom scrolling another day. I don’t wanna know what happened don’t tell me

On one hand 1. Messed up for a Dr to say but on the other hand 2. A lot of you need to stay off google

@duolingoverde.bsky.social my app has been freezing at this lesson for over a week. If you send me a plushie maybe I can overlook things and still want to use the app. 😒 I reported the bug three times now

This isn’t an issue worth yelling about. It’s performative.

Cuz I talk to my friends on Instagram. Nobody using a meta app is “in the way”. Elon Musk is in the way. Trump is in the way. Regular people are not in the way by being in a meta app. Yell about something more important like feeding the hungry or housing the homeless or anything actually useful

I was literally starving last year. I didn’t fast bc I was already unintentionally fasting. I had no food and no community. And then I found out nobody could see me starving bc they were too busy having iftar parties and sleeping all day

Am I going to reverse revert (again) this Ramadan because I’m disgusted by how it’s celebrated while people’s neighbors starve? Maybe. Time will tell. Bismillah.

(How are you praying fajr if you stay up all night? “During Ramadan we fast and pray”, no. SOME fast & pray. You pretend)

HAPPY FRIDAY!!!! as for me and my household, we shall mostly lay about lol

Ramadan Murabak 🧕🏻😊

I might write a book about the prophets one day, just for fun. 2000 years ago we got caught up one, 600 years later we got another, and now NOBODY talks about Jonah anymore 🥺😂 I wanna talk about Jonah. And David. And Daniel. And Joseph with his jealous brothers and mystical dreaming powers

It gets frustrating bc every group has a fear of accidentally following a false prophet despite all following the same God.

The prophets aren’t God, yanno? They’re prophets. God is God. Allah’u Allah. I am that I am. You know?

Oh god I hear the swords sharpening already 😅😅😅

a cartoon character says a single thread in a tapestry through its color brightly shines Alt: a cartoon character says “a single thread in a tapestry through its color brightly shines…”

After publishing this, I see things going two ways.
1. Conservative religious men HATE me even more
2. I help to form a comraderie between Jews Christian’s Muslims and every other kind of believer on earth and help to bring a sense of “the earth is precious” that feels lost

We’ll see. Bismillah 😂

Never stop, you never know who you bring a good day too! (For real!)

I almost bought a book on Amazon today, but then I went to eBay and got it slightly used for half the price. Boycotting Amazon is fun AND easy.

“Times must be really bad because the art is getting Really good.”