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I’m an author! I write classic style Space Opera Sci-Fi with modern sensibilities asking modern questions. You can find me at my website! https://www.pitha.club/

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just saw a cottage cheese commercial that shows two teens eating cottage cheese while gaming. it’s possible that i’m out of touch with today’s youth but i don’t know about that one

20.09.2025 15:58 — 👍 5170    🔁 606    💬 196    📌 52

You mean the stuff they’re already doing?

11.09.2025 19:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Three panel comic:

1st panel: Two crudely drawn stick men:
Stick man 1: to make art that is popular you have to be really good at drawing

2nd panel: 
stick man 2: but if that’s true

3rd panel: both characters are looking at a spot beneath the comic (where the likes are)
Stick man 2: why does this comic have thousands of likes?

Three panel comic: 1st panel: Two crudely drawn stick men: Stick man 1: to make art that is popular you have to be really good at drawing 2nd panel: stick man 2: but if that’s true 3rd panel: both characters are looking at a spot beneath the comic (where the likes are) Stick man 2: why does this comic have thousands of likes?

“i have to use AI because i’m bad at drawingggg 😭😭😭”

17.08.2025 15:47 — 👍 16396    🔁 3675    💬 88    📌 74

Making art is hard! You will suck at it for a lot longer than you expect. If you really give it a try over the long haul you will improve.

I wonder how much of the current Art Discourse is missing the unsaid Capitalism Hellscape monetization part, instead of doing it because you like the making.

17.08.2025 17:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When you start to run, you won't be ready for a marathon in week 1.

When you start to cook, you won't have a from-scratch banquet on the table right away.

And when you start to pursue art, your work won't look like your teacher's. You won't be up for a Caldecott in 30 days or less.

17.08.2025 17:21 — 👍 26    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Keep writing that stupid book

09.08.2025 19:41 — 👍 857    🔁 223    💬 33    📌 30

I would rather die than create an account to continue

30.07.2025 13:29 — 👍 8006    🔁 1481    💬 67    📌 36
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Ear Worms Every time the drink machine finished, it played a little song. It was pretty simple, less than 10 notes, but it was the same song, every time. It wasn't even that it played the same song every time...

www.pitha.club/ear-worms/

30.07.2025 14:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

None taken! I am doing my research before I go querying, and the market for “old school space opera with modern sensibilities” is _thin_. I have received some modest success in self publishing and web novels.

But trad? No publisher seems to be buying my genre currently. So it goes.

30.07.2025 10:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Write the books you want to read. It’s the only way I was able to push through the tough times and finish a manuscript.

The only problem is I seem to have written a book nobody _else_ wants to read! #whoops #writing #scifi

30.07.2025 02:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

I mean it’s not. The interview itself says it. It’s about having a social media presence and a referral. It’s networking. It’s who you know. I’ve read plenty of trad pubbed books where it was clear “the writing” wasn’t top of mind.

30.07.2025 02:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Voiding the Warranty Lauren was running back and forth across the ship, searching for something. After a demi-cycle of this, Captain Shimmering Heat finally called her personal comm. "Lauren? What is it you're doing? You...

I've been posting some of my most favorite stories to my new website! Come check it out and sign up for my newsletter!

#writing

www.pitha.club/voiding-the-...

15.07.2025 19:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I just launched a new author page! www.pitha.club

I'll make sure to keep it updated with things people would like to know, and I'll also post short fiction there. #author #writing

11.07.2025 16:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

are you ok sweetie you barely touched your blast beats

04.07.2025 07:04 — 👍 45    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0

did they even have news in the 1960s?? what were these people talking about. "oh theyre making a new smothers brother" Shut the fuck up man

21.06.2025 21:33 — 👍 4662    🔁 484    💬 129    📌 17
An x y axis chart showing which muppets would be good vs bad at piloting a gundam and which would enjoy vs not enjoy piloting a gundam. Miss Piggy is highest for enjoying and being good at piloting. Gonzo is highest for enjoyment and lowest for pilot skill.

An x y axis chart showing which muppets would be good vs bad at piloting a gundam and which would enjoy vs not enjoy piloting a gundam. Miss Piggy is highest for enjoying and being good at piloting. Gonzo is highest for enjoyment and lowest for pilot skill.

I needed a second axis for this question.

09.02.2025 02:18 — 👍 2160    🔁 842    💬 70    📌 62

Philip K Dick correctly predicted how annoying the future would be, and I think it’s because he was a Bay Area guy

06.06.2025 23:49 — 👍 2207    🔁 222    💬 36    📌 9

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

08.05.2025 17:36 — 👍 28953    🔁 8172    💬 38    📌 766

The hysteria when you say, “nah I’m good” on all the chat bots is how you know they’re in the grips of roulette fever. You know the guy at a casino, shaking at 2 am, telling you how dumb you are not to get in on this?

06.05.2025 23:38 — 👍 2168    🔁 379    💬 10    📌 10

“I asked ChatGPT” well I asked the three Fates and the one with the scissors got very agitated when I told her you were using your one precious life thread talking to that cursed thing

02.05.2025 15:19 — 👍 10955    🔁 3898    💬 29    📌 49

I mean, you can get into it about what LLMs do, how they work, where they fall down and why, but without getting super-technical: LLMs are only really "useful" where they're unnecessary.

24.04.2025 16:14 — 👍 11    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

There’s a lesson here for every Big Law firm, university and media company if they care to learn it.

08.04.2025 01:59 — 👍 3958    🔁 1030    💬 7    📌 13

Writers who use genAI for illustrations are class traitors. We all have to fight this beast TOGETHER. We are not just trying to save SOME of our livelihoods.

07.04.2025 20:11 — 👍 3068    🔁 1033    💬 20    📌 32
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My NSFW Catgirls zine 😽

06.04.2025 17:55 — 👍 5392    🔁 2346    💬 61    📌 42

"have you tried writing stories with ChatGPT???"

"no, I'm actually an interesting person"

07.04.2025 16:46 — 👍 278    🔁 53    💬 8    📌 3
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Dreams of Hyacinth [AI Politics, Cyberpunk Techno Thriller] Petty criminal and conman Nicholas North is just another faceless resident of Hyacinth, the oldest and largest station orbiting Mars, until he and his girlfriends Eastern and Selkirk are hired to stea...

My Second book (that y'all will ever see) just finished on Royal, Road, you can read it here:

www.royalroad.com/fiction/1083...

It wasn't very popular there, but I really liked it, so if you feel like reading some old school(Ish) cyberpunk noir, check it out!
#RoyalRoad #webnovel

07.04.2025 14:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nobody told me when I started writing books that I would have to edit those books.
I feel cheated

05.04.2025 01:17 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
Batman towering over you, snapping the wooden stock of a shotgun in half with his bare hands as he says "This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it."

The shotgun is labeled - fragmented where it has been snapped in half - "AI (even if you're making fun of it)"

Batman towering over you, snapping the wooden stock of a shotgun in half with his bare hands as he says "This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it." The shotgun is labeled - fragmented where it has been snapped in half - "AI (even if you're making fun of it)"

18.09.2024 06:44 — 👍 10489    🔁 4123    💬 27    📌 53

I think this is a bit of a mask off moment for AI

it's been skating by on ignorance by most people of how it works, allowing them just enough deniable plausibility and doing the "it helps artists actually" dance that people's guilt over using it isn't enough to overpower the addictive convenience

27.03.2025 18:40 — 👍 215    🔁 16    💬 1    📌 0

Your monthly reminder:

Keep writing. When no one cares, persist. When things appear to be crumbling, keep at it. When it's difficult, push through. When you feel alone, listen to the stories in your blood. Just write. The world needs you to tell your truth through your words.

05.12.2024 14:32 — 👍 1238    🔁 349    💬 27    📌 23

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