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@fartcanine.bsky.social

23 - he/him That's right I'm here to stink up this site too pfp by @vidiojo.bsky.social scat alt @shartcanine.bsky.social

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probably should forfeit now lest he get bored with the fight and decide to turn around...

though whether its voluntary or not, its hard to see a loss that doesn't end in some cruel and merciless face-sitting~

28.07.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dynamically changing battle background that crumbles apart with every stray attack, must be quite a surprise to see your most daunting opponent yet cause more changes to it than you've ever seen simply by blasting massive audio-peaking ass in between punches with only a sigh to acknowledge it~

28.07.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Shamelessly blasting a rude thunderous bodily function without any sense of remorse or embarrassment mid battle seems like a very effective tactic no matter the scale of your power, even against an opponent of comparible strength its sure to throw them off their game while keeping you on yours~

28.07.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing more invigorating that relieving your burbling dragon gut from an island-destroying level of pressure, it's sure to replenish all his stamina and let him chain even more powerful attacks infinitely, the backside blast being *crucial* to his playstyle~

28.07.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If people thought death by draconic apocalypse punch was bad, wait til he learns about that humiliation bonus that his rippling, rumbling booty can provide,,, sure to cause quite a few embarassing game over screens far worse than what would otherwise sound like a cool and honorable way to go out~

28.07.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

its all perfectly natural coming from a body like his, and knowing you there's plenty more "natural" things to come from it~

28.07.2025 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

good luck evacuating from THAT! an impact that rapidly seems to change from one natural disaster to another, until finally climaxing into an *unnatural* disaster~

28.07.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

slamming down into one massive island and causing dragon-shaped energy blasts to fan out into the sea and take out 5 more surrounding islands in his wake, never even needing to step foot on their soil to extinct them in a single instant~

28.07.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

getting stronger and faster as the score raises up to the millions, eventually being able to one-shot islands with a single plummeting fist slam~

28.07.2025 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the satisfying sound of the score rapidly ticking up with every action, slowly learning the meta to maximize the amount of "enemies" he catches in his storm of destruction each passing second~

28.07.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

all the more incentive to get there faster, flattening a sky high city to a barren wasteland is pretty much obligatory, but getting there and finishing up while trying to see how much of the population you can catch up in the mayhem adds some challenge, makes it a game, gives him reason to show off~

28.07.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

leveling an entire city just for the heck of it, population be damned... really appreciating how terrifying it is that such a beastly force of nature like this has wings, never landlocked, NO region is safe~

28.07.2025 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

smashing out the bottom layer day by day just as a simple morning workout and people keep on wondering how its peak seems less daunting as the weeks pass by~

28.07.2025 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

very easy to imagine the shockwaves tearing through solid "indestructible" bedrock even further than the reach of his arm, carving through the base of the mountain like it was nothing but a cake he wanted to snack on~

28.07.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

bananza got me very punch destruction brained,,, Bahamut definitely seems like they'd be able to plow through concrete effortlessly like it was dirt~

28.07.2025 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

making the big, fat and macro everybody else's problem~

20.07.2025 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Blocked me before I could get free ERP from them :(

04.05.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reposting that one because I had a message in my inbox with this exact sentence from @/stinkray469.bsky.social in case anyone know them

04.05.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2

im a doggie who likes doggies am i ready

01.05.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you can get as much tastes as you want so long as i get my fill of butter to help make your breakfast all the more hefty~

01.05.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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the LARGEST dinner date you can POSSIBLY imagine

(commission for @arthrosikes.bsky.social~)

15.04.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 474    πŸ” 96    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Baron the badger, bloated and towering over a city scape, hooked up to a hose and water tower via the rear and looking quite flustered.

Baron the badger, bloated and towering over a city scape, hooked up to a hose and water tower via the rear and looking quite flustered.

*NSFW , Macro , Inflation*

Poor Baron seems a little unused to the size AND the fill location...

Artwork by www.furaffinity.net/user/mighty-...

14.04.2025 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 375    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0
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hes playing butterfly on the hardest difficulty i think

12.04.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1119    πŸ” 210    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 1

Watching her devour meals in seconds that could've fed you for days, thinking you might just finally get the smallest of scraps as she shows signs of being full when she groans and rubs her belly, only for her to let out a meaty belch and snuff out those hopes of getting a taste with a single gulp~

10.04.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just felt like doodling a chonky skunk!

08.01.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hooves and haunches,,

10.04.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

do u fw mudsdale or sawsbuck

10.04.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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They’re playing smash bros maybe idk

08.04.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4281    πŸ” 789    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 2

excuse 2 make people pee on eachother

07.04.2025 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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umbreon for @bellyscruff.bsky.social

05.04.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1450    πŸ” 235    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0