@themexinpdx.bsky.social
Clickbait: which white lotus cast member actually makes enough money to stay at a real-life white lotus.
Me:click
Everyday I get the urge to flip someone off just bc I don’t like their face.
24.02.2025 04:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Drank an energy drink called juicy peach. Clutched my pearls. Is this what it’s like to be a puritan?
23.02.2025 23:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A lot of my white friends hate the heat but can’t get enough of the sauna
20.02.2025 21:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I woke up one day and realized I never truly respect the crinkle cut fry.
20.02.2025 18:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I rarely ever lie. And when I do it’s pointless.
Like I’ll say I own a purple shirt.
Grinding my teeth harder in my 40’s than on E in my 20’s.
19.02.2025 21:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Controversial take but I finally love my dog with all my heart. Before it was most of my heart.
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Angel numbers
19.02.2025 05:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0finding your friends on Bluesky is like finding your friends at Coachella on Molly.
11.02.2025 04:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who’s still buying panty liners?
22.01.2025 06:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Why norovirus look like Nerds clusters?
20.01.2025 07:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m finally here. Fill me in on what I missed.
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