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One of you will have to rename yourself Darryn.

The solution to the Bond storyline saga is a Fast & Furious crossover. Bond knocks up Toretto's other sister and becomes 'family.' Toretto and the gang race to Italy to rescue Bond and go against Spectre, the last Toretto brother. Anyone can die but come back (depending on actor availability).

They'll have the new bond chilling incognito on a tropical island recharging himself with broads and martinis while undergoing treatment to rid himself of the nanobots. He struggles daily not to call his daughter but faking his death and staying away was his only option.

James Bond - Resurrection

Depends on your movie.

We need a Prime Minister that can stand up to an American President, like Hugh Grant.

11 years for billions.

Seems worth it.

Your Dredds are the best man 👍🏼

Believe stupid stories, win stupid prizes.

Where did you get your figures?

Graph displaying the growth of Private rental homes in the UK from 1990. And the decline in social rental homes.

There is a healthy profit to be made in rental properties. Decades of rent increases above the rate of inflation, and favourable bank rates has the landlord business booming.

How about we just put a cap on capitalism. You get to one billion dollars and the government takes 99% of the money and you get a statue as thanks. You then get the opportunity to make a billion again, cause that's what rocks your boat.

I hated my new neighbours. Their home had witchcraft and crystals and they howled at the moon. When we moved I painted my house rainbow, dusted the garden with glitter and took walks round the block with a tortoise in a toy pram while smoking. So far no neighbours have spoken to me.

Why do they get a bail out if there are other AI companies out there providing the same thing?

Just meant to sketch a horse but it got out of hand.

Recover the money with fines. Must be a load of Faragists ready to put them up again.

Japan's answer to the Teletubbies 😂

It's a character sheet for a smug c*nt of a fox. I can't imagine a coca cola exec wanting to look at anything else.

Must take them an age to look through everyone's twitter feeds.

It's time to put Nigel Farage's brexit legacy in the ground and rejoin the EU.

Please also include numerous 'continue' buttons which will direct you to our advert site where you will be rewarded with additional adverts and automatically added to our email list to receive our adverts in perpetuity.

Ugh I hear ya. Just now paid for Qu's slices of life on kickstarter for $30. The postage was an extra $20 (to the UK). Brutal.

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

Work hard, pay your taxes, take home what's left. Buy lottery ticket, someone wins, pays the taxes, take home what's left. Sounds like everyone getting taxed twice.

"Help, is anyone here a doctor or knows anything about how the human body works?"

RFK Jr. promptly exits left.

The lawyers involved in this have been given a hilarious story to tell when they're on their yachts.

Hot buttered crumpets drizzled with condensed milk. Yes, I have diabetes.

The UK could and would never fall under an American banner. The population dislikes America far too much. The UK is still sore from losing America to independence and for fucking with its language lol

Seasoning of the gods ❤️

Evil men will do evil things until they pass from this world with a smile on their face.