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Alt account for @dontgetkettled.bsky.social I am not getting shot again for clout For legal reasons everything I say is a joke This is not a serious account Thirst traps ahead Stay sexy and don’t get kettled

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A Facebook post by Donna Hayes, posted at 2:30 pm 8/29/23. It reads β€œthe kops did it again they took out another one of my family member here in Portland. They beat him to death”

A Facebook post by Donna Hayes, posted at 2:30 pm 8/29/23. It reads β€œthe kops did it again they took out another one of my family member here in Portland. They beat him to death”

A family member of Quanice Hayes was killed by PPB today.

I have no words.

29.08.2023 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ty ty babe

25.08.2023 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a lanyard for my Juul because I believe in safety motherfucker. My life is valuable enough to warrant a seatbelt but my Juul isn’t?? You must be joking

23.08.2023 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Having a β€œdropped my phone into a bowl of Captain Crunch” kinda morning howabout u

22.08.2023 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you 😍

22.08.2023 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reskeet with a pic and your age

My siblings in Christ I have made it to 40

22.08.2023 05:20 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Looking at my trauma and telling it to come back with a warrant

25.06.2023 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Back on my bullshit (disassociating from reality)

27.06.2023 09:08 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve decided that a marionberry milkshake will solve my mental health issues

14.08.2023 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ahh, yeah. I just used different switch profiles for that, was an easy enough workaround. I played through once on my first profile and then spent the next five years alternating between the other two, starting new games. That’s how you end up with 1800 hrs of gameplay πŸ₯΄

25.07.2023 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Never ever.
I’m a nutcase so I started a second game under a different profile just to make it to lookout landing and dupe 400 diamonds/zonalite. In case the game updates I’ll have one more play through with the head start. πŸ₯΄

25.07.2023 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of the item menu in Tears of the Kingdom. There are really small quantities of everything except diamonds. There are 400 diamonds

A screenshot of the item menu in Tears of the Kingdom. There are really small quantities of everything except diamonds. There are 400 diamonds

You’ll pry the duplication glitch from my cold dead hands

23.07.2023 06:46 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Purposefully and strategically reskeeting my own poast multiple times in the same day.

22.07.2023 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

β€œI wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy.”
Cool well I would so maybe shut up

17.07.2023 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I did my own research and it says here you’re a Bitch

22.07.2023 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you’re someone who was following me on the bird site this is a reminder that my actual account here is now @dontgetkettled.bsky.social

This one is only for personal nonsense. And reskeeting occasional butt pics.

17.07.2023 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy.”
Cool well I would so maybe shut up

17.07.2023 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It does appear so

14.07.2023 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is there any fuckin good news anywhere right now

14.07.2023 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This is where the shitposter/riffer divide is clearest

14.07.2023 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey me too

14.07.2023 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!

14.07.2023 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lmaooo

13.07.2023 08:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lawyer : Argues before SCOTUS

Clarence Thomas, holding up ipad :

12.07.2023 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2109    πŸ” 622    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 14

You can just ban horribly antiblack accounts without all the hand-wringing about free speech, it's super fucking easy

13.07.2023 07:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1031    πŸ” 243    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 11

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