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Is this a legal slam dunk for Tylenol? This has to end in a lawsuit right?

Congratulations! Welcome to the club! 🥳🥳

the world will have to learn what “groypers” are and i don’t think the average boomer is ready for that

Starting my Real Housewives OC journey, what do I need to know?

I guess we’re okay with this.

(Feel free to RT this over the next few days, weeks, years, forever)

The WNBA’s sex toy epidemic is Skibidi brainrot writ large. Trolling has replaced meaning with noise | Lee Escobedo The trolling of WNBA games isn’t just juvenile spectacle. It’s the logical endpoint of a culture fluent in irony, addicted to attention and hollowed out by meaninglessness

Headlines that would kill a small Victorian child

Getting recognized by name, and subsequently thanked by my Director may be the highlight of my career for a while

Jill is the girl my wife and I would take under our wing and actively find people for. She doesn’t deserve the guys in #bachelorinparadise

Why does Brian look like he has nothing going on behind the eyes?

#bachelorinparadise

The rate of fascisms rise in the world has me convinced we’d welcome The Emperor if he showed up

Yeah, I wrote a bug 4 months ago that crashed the website this morning for 5 hours, but they keep telling me if I left the team they’d be fucked so we call that job security

Me (not salty at all): Wow it’s awesome that your deck is based on Horsemanship. That’s one of the best mechanics in the game #commander #mtg

Gonna start keeping a whoopie cushion in my pocket in case I ever need to blame a fart

“If it were to mutate” to affect humans is a pretty nasty If

I’d actually love to play a game of D&D 3.5 again. It was the first experience I had with the game and I had no idea what was going on

10/10 they should make a movie of it

Anyone else going to GenevaCon this year?

Just Buffalo Wild Winging it through life

RIP Jimmy Carter. You would have loved the McChicken

Anime folks! Is #Dandadan really THAT good?

About to surprise my wife with a clean shaven face, wish me luck

I hope it’s something exotic like Ranch

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but its

The Stormlight Archive

**Not**

The Stormlight Archives

Tonight is the first time I’ve actually tried working with #Cursor. I feel like a god

30 ain’t so bad!

Had to have been Pokémon Red

Men in Salem had no game so they called women witches and wrote fanfiction

Yeah boomers act all entitled. But I thought my parents and parents in law were exceptions until this #Thanksgiving 🫠