Dillon 𓅅

All the guys I knew with systems were weed dealers that had the cash to spend. Legal weed has pushed them out of the market or at least made their money legal so they don't have to blow it on stereo equipment.

Imma say me every time you pull these out until it happens.

The show is legitimately good. I watched it for the first time when I was already an adult and was kinda sad I couldn't have experienced it as a kid.

I'll take one rat round-up t-shirt, please

Every tattoo could have just been a t-shirt.

i love that the New Yorker picked this one last year

There was actually never any better time than right now.

Every time Facebook shows me a custom magic card, the syntax is terrible.

Smiling family man having fun with friends

This is what they're trying to take from you

It is Wednesday my dudes 🐸

Waiting rooms don't really need televisions anymore.

Now go ayway

I'm always having conversations in my head with people who aren't there. I mean, they're real people, but they aren't present.

Spooky season?

Don't forget the MeUndies, promo code: anyaus...

Is that Paul Williams? I bet he can fart in any key.

Frick Frack Blackjack

frick frack!

Just fire Fallon and replace him with no one.

You also get to imagine everyone who believes differently than you suffering horribly!

Here's Begonia 'Starry Night', a Rex cultorum type of hybrid Begonia from the USA. Silver foliage w/ a charcoal band along the margin, has tiny silver 'stars' (dots) within the dark band. Blooms: pink. Origin: Miller, TX US, 2012. Published: n/a. Likes humidity, place on damp pebble tray.🌱 #begonias

If I ever met Schwarzenegger, I'd have him call me a son of a bitch.

It's pretty great that WotC has spent so much effort trying to push Loot as a new mascot for Magic, just to have the community latch on to a silly little guy that isn't even getting printed to paper.

I've always felt more kindred to Philly, but when the US desolves into city-states, I'm probably going to be part of New York.

I just hit a kaizo block in Silksong.

Naw, these are two complaints I have as well, and things I hated about the first game. The runbacks especially. There's a reason that Fromsoft themselves stopped doing it in Elden Ring.

Heathcliff Panel: Heathcliff paints a fly for Jimmy. Iggy and Marcy watch from another room. Iggy says "At least A.I. ain't comin' for our jobs."

New Yorker Panel: Two mobsters walk down a sidewalk. One of them says "Jimmy commissioned a painting."

8/20/25

I play control because I'm too stupid to keep track of everything going on.

When I found out about planets having rings, I got jealous. Like why don't we have a fucking ring?

The internet was better before emojis

I'll go further and say we don't need live action remakes for anything.