Ed Porti

It really is. Can’t open this app in public 😵‍💫

I’m just here so I don’t get fined.

Damn, some of you really did “that” on this app, huh? I forgot how everyone rushed on to this app to release their freak and then immediately went back to Threads. 😂

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #4,795,499, Ed Porti ‪@edporti.bsky.social‬, joined on Feb 14, 2024"

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #4,795,499!

If we smash on the first date, does that mean we’re both for the streets? 😔

Does she really think you’re funny, or does she just wanna bounce on your peen? 😔

You get a pass because it’s international women’s day, but normally i’d be heartbroken 😔

She probably says that to all her hoes.

It really be like that

Indeed it is 😌

Im so sad, they only have sizes 4 and 5 for men. Im a size 10 😔. Hope it’s not limited edition

Yeah you missed the initial hype. It was straight up coochie and titty on here until people quickly realized you can still get banned on here for that. It’s just way more lenient.

That’s so cool! Let me get a link 👀. I saw some Kakashi and Naruto themed crocs on IG but i’m nit sure they were real. I do kinda want to buy some crocs

Crazy how we complain about this exact thing when X users flock to Threads lol. Now we’re the pests 😈

Ain’t it crazy the the Blue Sky users are probably complaining about the Threaders flocking to Blue Sky while Threads is down? In the same fashion we complain about X users flocking to Threads when X goes down. 🤔

Whaaaat? What if I told you my name was short for erectile dysfunction? 🫣

Yeah, no fucks get given out without the sex crocs 😔

This can be one of your other personality’s playground. Motivational Peyti exists on Blue Sky, and murderous Peyti is for Threads. 😁

To all of those who have wronged me, I hope your pillow stays warm on both sides! 😡

I see you decided to make a blue sky account while Threads is down. 😁

I was fingering my pee hole 🙂

I must have erectile dysfunction the way I be giving no fucks.

It’s only illegal if you get caught.

Say sike rn 😔

What’s your favorite snack to eat while showering? Mine is corn on the cob because it steams itself as you eat it. Also, you can scrub with the cob when you’re done eating it.

Respect brother, you one of the few! I got mine too. 🫡

call me moses the way i’m about to part the red sea

Men be like: “Yeah, i’d bleed for my country.”
Then act like pussies when they see blood coming from a girl’s pussy.