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@flagwankers.bsky.social

Celebrating (ok, mocking) flag wankers, shaggers and general fuckwits that "respect r flag". Anonymous submissions to fshaggers@gmail.com

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Latest posts by flagwankers.bsky.social on Bluesky

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01.12.2025 06:44 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Ahhh, the FO stage...

Excellent form, NY Council 👌

28.11.2025 22:56 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
26.11.2025 18:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well done, flag wankers, shaggers and felchers. One and all of you.

26.11.2025 18:00 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Post image 05.09.2025 19:05 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Good god

20.11.2025 20:52 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Beautiful work

20.11.2025 20:52 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A Christmas tree, memorial flag combo in the dark. Like a Mortal Kombat move for wankers.

A Christmas tree, memorial flag combo in the dark. Like a Mortal Kombat move for wankers.

Oh wow. Tree up, flag up, wreaths out. House!

17.11.2025 06:45 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

OK, I assumed you made up yung gravy till I googled it...
Jizzy flag gimp gravy

16.11.2025 09:16 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Would be loathe to pass a UV light over it

16.11.2025 09:08 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
An advert from Facebook (because let's face it, where else?) for a union jack morph suit - which I have only just discovered was "a thing" - and a tartan hat/ginger wig combo. I'm describing this because if I have to suffer it, so should everyone. Inclusivity, innit.

An advert from Facebook (because let's face it, where else?) for a union jack morph suit - which I have only just discovered was "a thing" - and a tartan hat/ginger wig combo. I'm describing this because if I have to suffer it, so should everyone. Inclusivity, innit.

Flagshaggers! Want to experience peak flag arousal? Now, you can own your own FLAG GIMP SUIT*. Be the flag!

*Tartan hat optional, may be used as part of other jingoistic roleplay

16.11.2025 08:59 — 👍 3    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 1
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More flag shaggery. Naturally one of them is upside down.
#flagshaggers @flagwankers.bsky.social

13.11.2025 19:39 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

FLAGMAGEDON

13.11.2025 19:29 — 👍 11    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 1
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There's something disturbingly familiar about that image...

13.11.2025 18:53 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Tinsel flags will be all the rage this year.

09.11.2025 12:28 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Flag man.

Flag. Man.

09.11.2025 10:07 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Oh my god, my actual eyes. Argh.

08.11.2025 12:53 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 10    📌 0

The worst I've seen is a flag hanging from a wheelie bin.

07.11.2025 20:36 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

This is getting out of hand... (And on to horse)

06.11.2025 18:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lovely work 👌

05.11.2025 13:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Dodgy sticker placed on road sign by a flagwanker.

Dodgy sticker placed on road sign by a flagwanker.

Dodgy sticker removed from a road sign by a not flagwanker.

Dodgy sticker removed from a road sign by a not flagwanker.

Up in Scotland we have a lot of #stickerwankers

Fixed it. Thanks @flagwankers.bsky.social

03.11.2025 23:42 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
Dodgy stickers screwed up

Dodgy stickers screwed up

Dodgy sticker defacing a road sign

Dodgy sticker defacing a road sign

Dodgy sticker on a lamp post

Dodgy sticker on a lamp post

#stickerwankr no more

Thanks @flagwankers.bsky.social

03.11.2025 23:55 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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This flag shagging from YouTube
#FlagShaggers @flagwankers.bsky.social

05.11.2025 00:00 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
Councillor Steve Jones and a man in Batman suit mug for the camera while holding a Union flag between them

Councillor Steve Jones and a man in Batman suit mug for the camera while holding a Union flag between them

Imagine putting up the bat signal and getting Twatman and Bobbin here

02.11.2025 13:19 — 👍 12    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

PRATMAN

02.11.2025 09:39 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

bsky.app/profile/felj...

02.11.2025 08:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Wherever we looked for the prominent flaggers and leaders of this movement, we found people smugglers and sex doll salesmen, people with dubious criminal pasts and people willing to put in a good word for Adolf Hitler. Farage told us the flag-raisers were just ordinary folk sticking it to the system. A few months worth of local journalism later, that now looks like a shaky claim.

Wherever we looked for the prominent flaggers and leaders of this movement, we found people smugglers and sex doll salesmen, people with dubious criminal pasts and people willing to put in a good word for Adolf Hitler. Farage told us the flag-raisers were just ordinary folk sticking it to the system. A few months worth of local journalism later, that now looks like a shaky claim.

02.11.2025 08:16 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a counter and says `` my shocked face '' . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a counter and says `` my shocked face '' .

The men who raised the flags share.google/qQVRnX3JzWhk...

Turns out farage is wrong or lying about the flag raisers. Who could have seen that coming?

02.11.2025 08:09 — 👍 7    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 2

Been busy loafing about.

01.11.2025 08:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Very good

31.10.2025 17:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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