@flagwankers.bsky.social
Celebrating (ok, mocking) flag wankers, shaggers and general fuckwits that "respect r flag". Anonymous submissions to fshaggers@gmail.com
Outstanding work
14.02.2026 08:52 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The pathetic giant symmetrical not a union flag racist knuckle draggers banners are turning purple. Then I saw an apt billboard.
#flagshaggers
@flagwankers.bsky.social
Cheap shit from temu gets ripped SHOCK
09.01.2026 08:11 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Flag shaggers getting themselves all in a state. As the video says, it's doubtless part of a grift.
21.12.2025 10:38 — 👍 8 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0Unless it's for flags, obviously.
17.12.2025 21:19 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wonder if they're an offshoot¹ of the news channel - GB Screws.
¹As it were
Apparently he was put into a medically induced coma and "never woke"... Quite fitting.
As an aside, wonder how many of the clinicians and NHS staff that dealt with him were immigrants 🤔
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01.12.2025 06:44 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Ahhh, the FO stage...
Excellent form, NY Council 👌
Well done, flag wankers, shaggers and felchers. One and all of you.
26.11.2025 18:00 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
05.09.2025 19:05 — 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
Good god
20.11.2025 20:52 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Beautiful work
20.11.2025 20:52 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A Christmas tree, memorial flag combo in the dark. Like a Mortal Kombat move for wankers.
Oh wow. Tree up, flag up, wreaths out. House!
17.11.2025 06:45 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Would be loathe to pass a UV light over it
16.11.2025 09:08 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
An advert from Facebook (because let's face it, where else?) for a union jack morph suit - which I have only just discovered was "a thing" - and a tartan hat/ginger wig combo. I'm describing this because if I have to suffer it, so should everyone. Inclusivity, innit.
Flagshaggers! Want to experience peak flag arousal? Now, you can own your own FLAG GIMP SUIT*. Be the flag!
*Tartan hat optional, may be used as part of other jingoistic roleplay
More flag shaggery. Naturally one of them is upside down.
#flagshaggers @flagwankers.bsky.social
FLAGMAGEDON
13.11.2025 19:29 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1
There's something disturbingly familiar about that image...
13.11.2025 18:53 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Tinsel flags will be all the rage this year.
09.11.2025 12:28 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Flag man.
Flag. Man.
Oh my god, my actual eyes. Argh.
08.11.2025 12:53 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 10 📌 0The worst I've seen is a flag hanging from a wheelie bin.
07.11.2025 20:36 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0This is getting out of hand... (And on to horse)
06.11.2025 18:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lovely work 👌
05.11.2025 13:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Dodgy sticker placed on road sign by a flagwanker.
Dodgy sticker removed from a road sign by a not flagwanker.
Up in Scotland we have a lot of #stickerwankers
Fixed it. Thanks @flagwankers.bsky.social
Dodgy stickers screwed up
Dodgy sticker defacing a road sign
Dodgy sticker on a lamp post
#stickerwankr no more
Thanks @flagwankers.bsky.social
