Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃

Ditto — knock on wood but I’ve had great con experiences bc I masked and did not get sick after

My two favorite things

I can’t believe I haven’t even heard of it whaaat

Oh wow, that sounds good!

“Calm down, Mr. Wavy Blade”

Tbh I’m not sure what it’s from?

Me opening the bsky app to see what’s up

Did you promise her she could print some porn

Yeah this is what I mean. I hate that it falls on us bc we’re socialized from tiny human size to be helpers and to do chores, but male children get let off the hook for a variety of reasons (not universal but it is obviously a real thing), so you gotta illustrate the point of sharing domestic labor

To be frank he may need a total reeducation about domestic labor. Like if you want this standard of living it requires X hours of work each week (let’s say 20), divided by 2, and here are the tasks listed. I wouldn’t leave it to him after 10 years to just “know” - most men aren’t raised to know

Screenshot of a post by Frieda Parton asking for people to pray for Dolly because she hasn’t been feeling well

Screenshot of Frieda’s Facebook post supposedly saying she didn’t mean to cause and uproar, Dolly Parton just has a cold

I really do hope Dolly Parton is alright, but I didn’t need this kind of emotional whiplash right now

Oh yeah @callousnstrange.bsky.social does not hesitate to give me shit in discord about my typos

LLLOLOL it’s finr

Okay and now I am having rage 😡

I took the second one as passage of time which we all get as a freebie

I didn’t know you spoke herman

Remember when we had Our Flag Means Death and the world seemed almost okay?

If fandom has taught me anything it’s that an attitude like his will just attract a ray of sunshine into your life to upend everything and teach you about love and joy and bondage

Oh wowww

Only a bad bitch can master all four elements

Maybe! I’ve never met him so I haven’t asked

My best friend, Keanu Reeves, the ocean, Anne of Green Gables, drawing, Edgar Allen Poe, writing bad poetry. Hard to say tho because it wasn’t a good era. I put a lot of effort into pretending to be someone and covering up mental health problems and abuse at home. That kid wasn’t mentally free.

I was 16, and I still loved animated features but I had a lot going on

/aff

Stede said this and Ed still kissed the heck out of him a moment later

I’ve always wanted to see it and just haven’t? Idk. I stopped going to theaters before the pandemic except for a few outings w friends and also my attention span went totally tv format

I’m sure it’s not gonna ruin anything like our future

Which one are you judging me on?

Yes bc longing is pain