Kai

I’ve always wanted to open a small independent pie shop just so I can have a little advertising jingle with the slogan “sell me pies, sell me pies, sell me sweet little pies”.

It has been sufficiently humid today for my stale packet of half packet of cheesy jalapeño hot rod cheezels to refresh themselves for a new lease on life

It’s the season of here the elf on the shelf is back on social media so I am putting down the F and the X until next year because I cannot. I need the mental space from that.

Goat meat for souvlaki is allowed to be flipped.

The elf on the shelf is starting to show up.

I do not wish to see the elf on the shelf.

Social media restrictions are in place until next year.

This table is 100% squeak-free, guaranteed.

For blue skies, an old photo, maybe 8 years ago. Babycinos made with home roasted decaffeinated beans and a little condensed milk in with the foam.

Ok, but

I feel guilty when I destroy their homes too.

The active ones just make more webs I guess. My workforce are all daddy long legs and I am comfortable with them despite a severe level of crawlyphobia. Same with the roaming meecnearry huntsmans.

I need to do that but I can’t bring myself to. I have so many team members in my house and they all do a very good job.

Yes it is!

I’m a sucker for buying new junk food flavours and jalapeño cheezels are my new favourite thing. Thats all.

That’s worth a repost!

Yep… the signal to noise ratio over there changed hugely for me a few months ago and I’ve barely looked at my feed in months

Wax on blue