Ruben

So proud of my friend and fellow Welsh Pembroke Corgi owner @andrewfeinberg.com for asking this question:

“What was the president doing with Virginia Giuffre for hours at Epstein's house?"

The crowd has gone silent at Cuomo's party.

roses are red
big laughs are hearty

Red Trump-style graphic with images of Donald Trump and Andrew Cuomo. At the top it says, "I'm going to pick [Cuomo]." - Donald Trump, 60 Minutes Interview, 11-2-25 Then beneath it TRUMP ENDORSES CUOMO

Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!

I know how hard you worked for this.

Good thing Mississippi doesn’t believe in any of those things 😂😂

Love this. Superbly done. Please send this far and wide. @donwinslow.bsky.social

Not just Unpopular! He's also the Most Unworthy-Unqualified-Unethical-Uneducated-Unprepared-Undemocratic-Unfortunate-Unhinged-Unjust-Unread-Unappealing-Unconscionable-Untrustworthy-Unscrupulous-Unstable-Unbearable-Unlikable-Unreliable-Unsound & Unctuous President in Modern American History. 🇺🇸 🙄

Dave Portnoy tweet saying ‘absolutely disgusting and disturbing video from Charlie Kirk shooting today. Hoping for the best for him and his family. Anybody who is happy about this is a disgusting human.’

Pop Crave Tweet: ‘Barstool Sports CEO Dave Portnoy says he hopes a missile hits Greta Thunberg’s boat as she sails away with aid: “I hope they hit a f*cking, like, a missile on her boat. Knock that boat down. Greta or whatever her name is”

This explains it better than I can

No Donald, Chicago is not your war zone

James Dobson, massively influential Christian bigot, dies at 89 - LGBTQ Nation Good riddance.

Burn in hell, MFer.

www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/08/jame...

James Dobson, Influential Leader of the Religious Right, Dies at 89 The founder of the evangelical group Focus on the Family, he spent decades denouncing what he saw as the unraveling of the social order.

Dr. James Dobson set a gorgeous example today that it's never too late to do something good for humankind.

www.nytimes.com/2025/08/21/u...

Breaking News 1m ago A close adviser to Mayor Eric Adams was suspended from his campaign after trying to give a journalist cash inside a potato chip bag.

They say phones only make us miserable but I just got this news alert and laughed for a solid minute so who is to say

Thank you, Boston Globe. This is how it's done.

Gov @gavinnewsom.bsky.social’s social media team isn’t just throwing haymakers they’re out here landing combos 👀

Step 1) Pick a gym locker in a seemingly empty pod of lockers.
Step 2) Start changing into gym clothes.
Step 3) The 3 old dudes who have the lockers to the left, right, and below you all arrive within 2 minutes of each other.

Girl! Give me some space!!

The important thing to remember about JD Vance is that he’s proud to apply baby oil to Satan’s asshole.

I know Tim Cook is just trying to protect his company but saying the president is a “well endowed and quite generous lover” seems a bit too far

I love this 😂❤️

I truly cannot stress just how ecstatic I will be when that man is dead and I don’t have to ever, ever, *ever* hear about anything he does

I don't like to speak badly of people. I have grown up thinking and being told that if you cannot say something nice about someone, you should not say anything at all. But I must break that rule in this case because I hate Hulk Hogan very much. He is a big ugly goon and I want to squash his face. -Andre the Giant

If you don't already, watch Colbert. He is a man with no more f*cks left to give. And it's glorious.

Check out this song parody from last night's show: Mike Johnson Delays House Epstein Vote Until September

HBO should fire Bill Maher and give his time slot to Stephen Colbert.

a cream-colored dog looks up at the camera with her ears back a bit. she has a magnificent underbite on display, with eight teeth sticking up from her bottom jaw like a little frame for her nose.

This is Susan. She has a smile that could light up a room, and independently finance the local orthodontist. 12/10

If they think Superman is woke, wait until they learn about Jesus.

Return to the super original Coke formula, you cowards.

I can’t wait until we’re reading the Big Beautiful Obituary.

Paxton’s wife left him because he had a wandering eye.

Jimmy Swaggart is in Hell.