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@ketelrocks.bsky.social

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If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

05.03.2026 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 26443    πŸ” 3738    πŸ’¬ 344    πŸ“Œ 155

God these hockey brothers are the stupidest motherfuckers. Do they know they’re literally being made fun of

01.03.2026 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1459    πŸ” 110    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0
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The man sitting there enriching himself off Americans as president also enriched himself off the children’s bodies that Epstein handed him to rape. All for his personal gratification after he paid money to Jeffrey. Jeff was the pimp for getting Trump little girls to rape. Why is this team with him?

25.02.2026 07:30 β€” πŸ‘ 782    πŸ” 239    πŸ’¬ 75    πŸ“Œ 14
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The first US Cabinet happened in 1789.

26.02.2026 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 18521    πŸ” 3556    πŸ’¬ 3193    πŸ“Œ 765

when your professor asks where your homework is just tell them the Dow is over 50,000

12.02.2026 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 176    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Let’s move on from the Epstein files to the Epstein trials!

06.02.2026 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 576    πŸ” 231    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 16

Donald Trump is a pedophile.
Donald Trump is a pedophile.
Donald Trump is a pedophile.
Donald Trump is a pedophile.
Donald Trump is a pedophile.
Donald Trump is a pedophile.

05.02.2026 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 300    πŸ” 76    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 4

Just d*e already

05.02.2026 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re mom is a cunt

03.02.2026 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

MAGA 🀑🀑

02.02.2026 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Rooting for the unnamed illness 🀞🏻

25.01.2026 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🀞🏻🀞🏻🀞🏻

15.01.2026 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We need to be more aware to be able to cope better.

quotebob.com/ptsd

11.01.2026 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 555    πŸ” 157    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 7
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So proud of my friend and fellow Welsh Pembroke Corgi owner @andrewfeinberg.com for asking this question:

β€œWhat was the president doing with Virginia Giuffre for hours at Epstein's house?"

13.11.2025 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 13735    πŸ” 3009    πŸ’¬ 531    πŸ“Œ 131
The crowd has gone silent at Cuomo's party.

The crowd has gone silent at Cuomo's party.

roses are red
big laughs are hearty

05.11.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 16090    πŸ” 2379    πŸ’¬ 170    πŸ“Œ 52
Red Trump-style graphic with images of Donald Trump and Andrew Cuomo. 

At the top it says, "I'm going to pick [Cuomo]." - Donald Trump, 60 Minutes Interview, 11-2-25

Then beneath it

TRUMP ENDORSES CUOMO

Red Trump-style graphic with images of Donald Trump and Andrew Cuomo. At the top it says, "I'm going to pick [Cuomo]." - Donald Trump, 60 Minutes Interview, 11-2-25 Then beneath it TRUMP ENDORSES CUOMO

Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!

I know how hard you worked for this.

03.11.2025 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 30498    πŸ” 5501    πŸ’¬ 903    πŸ“Œ 651

Good thing Mississippi doesn’t believe in any of those things πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

29.10.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Love this. Superbly done. Please send this far and wide. @donwinslow.bsky.social

06.10.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 23674    πŸ” 15222    πŸ’¬ 811    πŸ“Œ 1118
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Not just Unpopular! He's also the Most Unworthy-Unqualified-Unethical-Uneducated-Unprepared-Undemocratic-Unfortunate-Unhinged-Unjust-Unread-Unappealing-Unconscionable-Untrustworthy-Unscrupulous-Unstable-Unbearable-Unlikable-Unreliable-Unsound & Unctuous President in Modern American History. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ™„

21.09.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 53454    πŸ” 13712    πŸ’¬ 2843    πŸ“Œ 927
Dave Portnoy tweet saying β€˜absolutely disgusting and disturbing video from Charlie Kirk shooting today. Hoping for the best for him and his family. Anybody who is happy about this is a disgusting human.’

Dave Portnoy tweet saying β€˜absolutely disgusting and disturbing video from Charlie Kirk shooting today. Hoping for the best for him and his family. Anybody who is happy about this is a disgusting human.’

Pop Crave Tweet: β€˜Barstool Sports CEO Dave Portnoy says he hopes a missile hits Greta Thunberg’s boat as she sails away with aid: β€œI hope they hit a f*cking, like, a missile on her boat. Knock that boat down. Greta or whatever her name is”

Pop Crave Tweet: β€˜Barstool Sports CEO Dave Portnoy says he hopes a missile hits Greta Thunberg’s boat as she sails away with aid: β€œI hope they hit a f*cking, like, a missile on her boat. Knock that boat down. Greta or whatever her name is”

This explains it better than I can

10.09.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 30742    πŸ” 8485    πŸ’¬ 329    πŸ“Œ 293
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No Donald, Chicago is not your war zone

07.09.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 9469    πŸ” 1920    πŸ’¬ 141    πŸ“Œ 97
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James Dobson, massively influential Christian bigot, dies at 89 - LGBTQ Nation Good riddance.

Burn in hell, MFer.

www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/08/jame...

22.08.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3931    πŸ” 417    πŸ’¬ 274    πŸ“Œ 56
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James Dobson, Influential Leader of the Religious Right, Dies at 89 The founder of the evangelical group Focus on the Family, he spent decades denouncing what he saw as the unraveling of the social order.

Dr. James Dobson set a gorgeous example today that it's never too late to do something good for humankind.

www.nytimes.com/2025/08/21/u...

21.08.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
Breaking News
1m ago
A close adviser to Mayor Eric Adams was suspended from his campaign after trying to give a journalist cash inside a potato chip bag.

Breaking News 1m ago A close adviser to Mayor Eric Adams was suspended from his campaign after trying to give a journalist cash inside a potato chip bag.

They say phones only make us miserable but I just got this news alert and laughed for a solid minute so who is to say

21.08.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 19889    πŸ” 2976    πŸ’¬ 427    πŸ“Œ 169
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Thank you, Boston Globe. This is how it's done.

19.08.2025 10:47 β€” πŸ‘ 22098    πŸ” 6315    πŸ’¬ 625    πŸ“Œ 314
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Gov @gavinnewsom.bsky.social’s social media team isn’t just throwing haymakers they’re out here landing combos πŸ‘€

17.08.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 7286    πŸ” 1482    πŸ’¬ 191    πŸ“Œ 97