Hoag One

Seriously, WTF is with the threatening tone of these emails? I really, truly fucking hate this tactic.

I'LL DO IT WHEN I HAVE TIME, JUDGEY-ASS BIRD. I HAVE RESPONSIBILITES.

I'll be honest, I know the company thinks they are being cute, but the fact that the owl face on the Duolingo app gets angrier and angrier throughout the day if I haven't done my daily lesson pisses me the fuck off to the point that I consider not renewing my subscription. @duolingoverde.bsky.social

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Survivor 50 Cast #Survivor50 #Survivor

Fucking Coach

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Ozzy, Aubry

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Survivor 50 Cast #Survivor50 #Survivor

Colby, Stephenie, Joe, Jenna, Jonathan, Charlie

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Survivor 50 Cast #Survivor50 #Survivor

Cirie, Dee, Genevieve, Q, Rick, Kyle, Tiffany

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Survivor 50 Cast #Survivor50 #Survivor

Christian, Mike, Chrissy, Kamilla, Emily, Angelina

Congratulations to #Survivor Cedrek who surpasses 47's Teeny as the worst ally of the new era. Being in an alliance with him is a death sentence. Cedrek has taken the mantra "vote out your #1 before they get you" to the extreme. There's not a friend's name in sight he won't write down. #Survivor48

@jessliese.bsky.social @amikebloomtype.bsky.social #AmazingRace Hot Take: Every team should start with an Express Pass to be used one time only, prior to the final leg, in the spirit of Original Flavor Fast Forward. Cheaper than extra challenges in every city, equitable like the Shot in the Dark.

My #Survivor hot take stands: The Shot in the Dark is the greatest game addition since the Hidden Immunity Idol. It's equitable, it encourages blindsides, it offers strategic bargaining, and it doesn't hit too often, but when it does...

I'm a little surprised that this week's #Survivor didn't end in a fire-making challenge instead of Cedrek once again choosing the keep a volatile hand grenade over a more predictable and reliable ally. #Survivor48

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No matter what happens tonight, Mary Zheng is the Mother of All Mothers. #Survivor #Survivor48

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If, indeed, #Survivor purposely engineers a "hot mess" tribe - and it seems like they have been for a while - please someone tell producers IT'S FUCKING BORING season after season. #Survivor48

Sai is Q in Marianne’s body.
#Survivor48 #Survivor

The Best Films of 2024 Honorable mentions: All We Imagine as Light, Babes, The Fall Guy, The Fire Inside, Green Border, Hit Man, Janet Planet, Kinds of Kindness, Late Night with the Devil, Love Lies Bleeding, Mars Express, ...

As is my custom to drop on #Oscars weekend, here is my list for the best films of 2024.

Can we vote on NOT calling it "In the Hands of the Fans"?
#Survivor50 #Survivor #RHAP @daltonross.bsky.social @robcesternino.bsky.social

If I had an Oscar ballot:

1. Anora
2. Conclave
3. The Brutalist
4. I'm Still Here
5. Nickel Boys
6. Dune: Part Two
7. A Complete Unknown
8. The Substance
9. Wicked
10. Emilia Perez

#Oscars #AcademyAwards

Screenshot of a tweet: “The creator of Nutella, Francesco Rivella, has died on Valentine's Day”

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:

But what I want to know is if Mike White will ever forgive @robcesternino.bsky.social #RHAP

The Best Documentaries of 2024 The 10 best documentaries of 2024.

My ten favorite documentaries of 2024.

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The world is shitty right now, but Heart Eyes is really fucking good. Take a break from the misery and watch @joshruben.bsky.social knock another horror-comedy out of the park.

Republicans would rather burn the country to the ground than elect a woman president.

Sundance 2025 A ranked list of all the films I saw at Sundance Online in 2025.

After an eye-bleeding four days, here is a ranked list of the films I saw at #Sundance online this year.

I definitely remember my email onscreen in years past. I was shocked there was no watermark this year.

Sad for everyone who's missing out on TWINLESS because it fucking ruled. My favorite film so far this festival.

It is curious, however, that this is the first year I can think of that my online screenings haven't had my email or name visible on the screen. Is the lack of this security measure the reason this piracy is happening to #Sundance after five years of online screenings?

Really infuriated that piracy is causing films to be removed from the online #Sundance platform. I worry this will jeopardize the festival's commitment to this accessibility in the future.

You owe Detroit for the Oogieloves.

“In 150 characters or less” by @nikitagill.bsky.social