6’1” 110kg 🫡🫡

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Both my boyfriends who aren’t my boyfriends liked my Instagram story I posted specifically for them

I miss the lyric video that I saw just as the girl, so confusing remix had been released that had been made in a hurry that said

“girl, you walk like a bitch, when I was tan someone said that”

Hate to say it guys but making yourself into a morning person is the single best thing you can do for your health + taking your time back from capitalism

I’m in work an hour early after having my version of an hour long lie in

I’m on the case

i love leg

We know something everyone else doesn’t

Yes,and? was the main girl for a minnnuteee though

I already know what my tops songs were this year because I started my last.fm January 1st hehe

New gym clothes, haircut, cucumber salad, Wicked movie solo cinema date, date date confirmed for Thursday... yep, im #healed

A video of the brat tour I put on TikTok went kind of viral because of my witches cackle laugh 😑😹😔😭

I need to know what the ‘Ireland is full’ crowd think of Aussies being hostile to Irish immigrants. I need to know

Oh hell nah they transvestigating Simon Harris now

you know what? so true

Blocked my first melter on Bluesky

When Bluesky brings in embedding videos direct from other people’s posts

Listening to Confessions on a Dance Floor on a packed sweaty tram home from IKEA, sitting in the cuck seat at the top of the tram

We as gay people, y’know, we get to really.. push.. the boundaries of how much IKEA product we can transport on public transit

Oh baby she was sold within 0.00003 seconds

Having a Charli xcx ticket to sell feels like I’ve got a spare spot on Noah’s Ark

Kind of love being a Khia here

The Dec 22 - Dec 27 friend or friends of friends sublets are starting again

No Glastonbury, no Primavera, no getting drunk seeing Charli next week because work is busy, friends dropping out of Christmas plans, gains back all the weight I lost from stomach bug, horse died on the dual carriageway

Just had Emily Mariko salmon bowl with cucumber gay cucumber salad combined ….

posting on here feels like this

It’s scalding cold laptop gives you an ice burn season

Colegend returns to her khia roots

Watching the girls aloud documentary followed by im celeb all on itv

Wait I’m a flop on here that’s so crazy