Original Stya

absolutely hate it when I wake up tired like what the fuck did I lie unconscious for?

This is your sign to explore your ass in a new and exciting way.

You can have little fantasies about me. You just gotta tell me about'em.

It was bruv on bruv action, the king i like

you will hear zero complaints from me about increasingly explicit gay pornography being incorporated into “mainstream” tv shows but what i will call for is a corresponding increase in explicit lesbian sex.

hey question. have you ever thought about this *takes your hand and puts it on my bulge*

Telling your crush that you dreamt of them is so intimate...

I want to go camping and get naked around the fire. Who's in?

i want to be filled with so much DNA it changes my ancestry results.

Can I respectfully ask you to please get me high and take advantage of me?

Putting you into depraved, gross, degrading positions so I can snap polaroids of you looking up at me desperately. I want something for my wallet. Maybe we'll make an entire photo album...

when every waking moment is spent trying to find some guy to raw you anonymously in your apartment, shoes dont matter as much.

Please remember that Christmas is over! If you sit on a strangers lap and ask for stuff its because you are a whore.

Millennials who grew up in the pre- smartphone era are like Tolkein's elves who were the last to see the light of the Two Trees.

flirting by sending you videos of me jerking off for you and moaning and groaning

Stop payment processors from censoring games!

Contact info for payment processors. Keep the pressure on. stop-paypros.neocities.org#contactinfo

In case no one tells you today:
You matter, you're needed, and you're hot as fuck.

Looking as such too!! Don't you love when feelings and looks mirror each other?

The bigger thr brain, the juicer the ass.

This this this this!

Do not stop calling. I may say some strange stuff, but this is important!!

oh mine god, i accidentally hath sent thou a picture of mine cock and balls...prithee delete it!! 'Lest...thou desire to look? haha I jest, delete it...should thee crave... haha nay, banish it...'lest?

happy father’s day to all the men i want to cum inside of me <3

« Memories », 1995

by Katsuhiro Ōtomo (japanese master, born 1954)
Poster illustration for "Memories" (animation movie, 1995), inspired by Ōtomo's manga "Kanojo no Omoide", 1990

#vintagefantasyart #fantasyart #fantasyillustration #katsuhirootomo #memories #animeart

Is that a valid argument in your pants or is it just a phallacy?

I am the Bulge Police.

Bulges should be rounded and grabbable.

Briefs that push everything forward and make a weird pointy shape are bad.

Supafly

This one is ITTTT for me I’m so obsessed

Marrying for money when you love money is still marrying for love.

If I wanted to die, I would jump from my IQ to yours.