Lex_Redux

Twitter and chat gpt are down. Bad day for people who suck.

Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I was called a traitor by a man that I fought for 6 years for. I gave him my loyalty for free. I've never owed him anything. Let me tell you what a traitor is -- a traitor is an American that serves foreign countries."

I urge members of the legal profession to realize that prosecuting individuals who seek to overturn the constitutional order is not "retaliation" in any normatively significant sense.

I was under the false impression the good people of Britain had backed a government that was to be lead by a human rights lawyer.

I must have mistranslated “human rights” from the original English.

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oh shit i understand hate reading

Christopher.

You fucked a child. A literal child. You are a predator and pedophile.

There is not enough evil that could happen to Maxwell or that could have happened to epstein to attone for their fucking sins

“straight up giving the president a bar of gold” is where we’re at now on the “corruption isn’t real” scale

good work, John Roberts

I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here

Bill Clinton's dick is the lament configuration that has cursed american politics for the entirety of my lifetime

My “I am not a malformed creep who groomed a child for years and then abducted her to my secret dungeon, I’m just a misunderstood tragic romantic” playlist is raising a lot of questions already answered by my playlist.

😂😂😂😂😂

What a terrible day to know how to read

"Ask him if Putin has the photos of Trump blowing Bubba?"

No wonder why trump hated HRC so much.

He was the Other Woman

Fml we legit are gonna go to war with Venezuela lololololol

Potential client BEGGED me for an after hours appointment is now backing out of the after hours appointment.

every birthday message to epstein is like "dear jeff, you're so rich and so handsome but probably the thing about you i love most is that you're a prolific child predator. never change <3"

In the US, law enforcement isn't just legally allowed to lie to you, they're ENCOURAGED to. OTOH, your lawyer is legally prohibited from lying to you and can lose her license for it.

Which of those professions, though, do you reflexively associate more with lying?

You're not immune to copaganda.

If your lady friend reads smut of ANY KIND go read it.

The woman gave you an instruction manual.

cancel your flights and stay home for the holidays friends

And the truly craziest thing abt this cave is that someone seeing the invasion of Chicago firsthand, Dick Durbin, doesn't understand this.

God I love going to the boy aquarium

Quick story about Nancy Pelosi and the first time I met her:

It was 2006, and I was 19. I was a young private in the 3rd U.S. Infantry Regiment, the unit that carries out military funerals in Arlington National Cemetery.

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Oh my god women are in WORKPLACES???

With their BOOBS everywhere?

Not feeding troops has a Confederate feel.

daylight savings is a fucking JOKE that isn't that fuckin FUNNY

He looks like he is about to die

wtf is wrong w his face???

It’s crazy how the entire national platform from discretionary spending to diplomacy has become a series of make-a-wish projects for a senile octogenarian.

This cannot be real