Yes baby, your Elvis impression is so fucking sick with it, can you please just pull the beads out now
01.03.2026 06:37 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0@oshky.bsky.social
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Yes baby, your Elvis impression is so fucking sick with it, can you please just pull the beads out now
01.03.2026 06:37 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0My butch too bad, my fem too buttery
01.03.2026 05:27 β π 17 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0Code word for literally put a stake in my heart before it bursts
01.03.2026 03:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0HELLO HIWDY THREE ICICICIIIIIHIIII
01.03.2026 03:27 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Literally come here right NOW
01.03.2026 03:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Working a late shift on the line bar at the Godzilla Memorial Lounge and 10 minutes before closing you hear someone order the Mothra Meal Deal and start wishing Godzilla would come back again for like the 15th time
26.02.2026 22:54 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Accidentally offending the table next to us by talking about how itβs kinda fucked up the Godzilla memorial lounge doesnβt serve βDino nuggetsβ
26.02.2026 22:04 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Robotgirl who has to get off with one of these
26.02.2026 21:56 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Jeff Mangum is doing backflips about this rn
26.02.2026 03:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The only thing I know about that book is that everyone has these Shakespearean ass names
26.02.2026 03:53 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Does anyone wanna make out in a kinda insensitive manner at the Godzilla Memorial Lounge
26.02.2026 03:50 β π 19 π 5 π¬ 2 π 0Iβm so serious this is a top 10 post for me personally
24.02.2026 14:16 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My record in chess is 1-0 btw :)) Iβm kind of a huge deal
21.02.2026 18:12 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0The third guy who ever bought a propeller hat probably understood his nature as a human to be mortal and temporary and just decided to wear it to death grips concerts instead
18.02.2026 17:40 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The first guy to invent a propeller hat was probably like the sickest coolest rawest motherfucker on the planet and the first guy to ever buy one was probably the most pathetic guy to ever exist
18.02.2026 17:33 β π 17 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0NOOOOOO
18.02.2026 16:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It legit still freaks me out to this day that shit makes my stomach hurt
18.02.2026 04:07 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I need to play chess with someone who I can look at lovingly while they explain to me what the knight does for like the third time
17.02.2026 23:36 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0love
14.01.2026 05:12 β π 424 π 129 π¬ 4 π 1Putting my vibrator on cruise control and merging without looking
14.02.2026 23:18 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Is it vegan?
14.02.2026 03:41 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Every time I talk to my totally not a trans woman βguyβ friend Gavin I hear an angel screaming at the top of her lungs as her wings tear through her back muscles
14.02.2026 03:40 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Is it some kind of cheese?
14.02.2026 03:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0What the fuck are those things in that picture
14.02.2026 03:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hey honey I have a really pertinent wuestion
14.02.2026 03:28 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oh im cranking the knob up rn
13.02.2026 23:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm putting on my go go gadget lesbian hands rn
13.02.2026 22:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Woke up this morning with a strong urge to take a big bite out of a fresh winter melon
13.02.2026 19:20 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0YIPPEEEE
13.02.2026 07:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0