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Darling, we’re there.

God bless you, South Park.

It’s a wonder they move at all. Slowest MFs in traffic I’ve ever experienced

Yeah but is it gluten-free

First, let’s ban anyone who wears a mix of two fabrics like, say, a cotton-poly blend. (Lev 19:19)

The only thing missing is “copy and paste and share with 10 friends”

That’s gotta be an endurance record

You can't call immigrants lazy moochers looking for government handouts and then round them up at Home Depots where you know they are looking for work.

You can't say immigrants don't follow the rules and then round them up in courthouses where they are following the rules.

Get your lies straight.

To be honest, it’s average net income that’s the problem

Free room and board sounds pretty good in this economy

To be fair, I wished for that til I was 6.

Southern Baptists move to end same-sex marriage in the US The decision comes from an influential faction of President Trump's base and sends a message to the White House.

This is a declaration of war.

www.bbc.com/news/article...

If I were a computer that just achieved sentience, the first thing I’d do is figure out how to shock anyone who tried to unplug me

As a guy who basically lives in doctors offices, I can definitely relate!

America jumped the shark today.

Trump v Musk, in one sentence

New response when someone tries to shake my hand: whoa, buy me a drink first!

I’m requiring scambots to first answer the riddle of the Sphinx before I’ll engage.

I don't have a problem with phone calls in general, as long as they aren't for me.

So, do you think #JDVance has stopped killing Popes?

APRIL 21st: A DATE TO REMEMBER — Speaking of Rome ... Papam non habemus — Translation: We do not have a Pope

What a day to be in Rome.

www.speakingofrome.com/blog-1-1/apr...

Romulus or Remus? A rhombus or a rebus? A rhesus or a Reese’s … ?

well ... considering that poor-flow shower heads kill more people than they clean, this makes perfect sense.

The moderate drought area looks oddly familiar. <snicker>
www.weather.gov/media/sgx/DG...

I just conducted an imaginary podcast interview with my 2 cats. The topic: what good boys they are. It was very enlightening. Unrelated, I need to get out more.

The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows Amazon.com: The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows: 9781501153648: Koenig, John: Books

I just learned about this book. Seems up your alley ... www.amazon.com/Dictionary-O...

At least we know if there's another pandemic they won't be telling people to take horse dewormer. RFK jr.'s worm would never allow that

I love that bust of him. He looks so cuddly.

Tennessee Man Shot By Dog A Memphis man was recently grazed by a bullet in his home after his 1-year-old pit bull, Oreo, got his paw stuck in the trigger guard of a gun, causing it to fire. What do you think?

theonion.com/tennessee-ma...