Ian@collapseaphorisms

Oh look, December 2025 through February 2026 was the 2nd warmest winter on record for the Contiguous U.S. according to Prism climate data.

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It's brain-melting. Ach...

Happy Tuesday, Piper

Oh look, the Israeli military has issued an evacuation order to hundreds of thousands of peeps living in the southern suburbs of Beirut.

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Oh dear...

Oh look, the Panhellenic Seamen’s Federation (PNO) have declared a 24-hour nationwide strike on March 5, 2026, Thursday, starting at 00.01 and ending at 24.00 in solidarity with those Greek seafarers who remain stuck on merchant ships in the war-torn Middle East.

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Oof. So much cracking doom atm!

Shit day here too. But the rain has calmed down a lil bit. Ach!!! Is it drink o'clock yet?

Afternoons, Eanna

Ain't that the truth

Personal doomer update: Tis time to head back to the office and feign fellow-feeling with my new colleagues for a few hours.

#FuckMyLife
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A sage plan, friend

Oh look, LNG shipping rates have soared 650% to $300,000 per day since last week.

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Oh look, February saw “unseasonably warm” weather in Hong Kong with mean temps 3C above the normal, marking the end of the city’s hottest winter since records began in 1884.

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One can and should do both

Afternoons Veronica.

Oh look, Turkey is on the brink of a major drought crisis, with almost 90% of the country at risk of becoming desert.

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Oh look, an Iranian drone has struck an Azerbaijani airport near the two countries’ shared border.

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Personal doomer update: For the last month and a half I have been partially deaf, but now I can hear clearly again and the cacophony is jarring.

#Ach
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Oh look, Iran says it has targeted Kurdish groups in Iraq and warned “separatist groups” against action in the widening war.

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Oh look, an oil tanker has been hit by a "large explosion" in the waters off of Kuwait, resulting in a large oil spill.

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Oh look, Iraq’s entire national grid shut down on March 4, 2026, affecting all provinces.

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Oh look, Japanese oil refiners have asked the government to release oil from national reserves amid supply constraints due to Middle East tensions.

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Oh look, China has told energy companies to suspend new fuel export contracts and try to cancel already arranged fuel shipments abroad.

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Seconded

Oh look, on Feb. 25, USDA’s Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service, or APHIS, listed the total number of birds impacted by bird flu at more than 195 million birds, and as of Wednesday, just one week later, the total number of impacted birds was just over 200.6 million birds.

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Oh look, global flight cancelations to the Middle East exceed 23,000 since February 28th, with airline disruption costs nearing $1 billion.

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Oh look, the Trump administration is considering weakening the 2008 vessel speed rule, one of the most important federal safeguards protecting critically endangered North Atlantic right whales from lethal vessel strikes.

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Oh look, a study conducted in the city of Barcelona shows that, one year after pedestrianizing several streets, the average daily sound level decreased by 3.1 decibels.

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Have a splendiferous eve, sweetest

That works too

Lush. You win with a first punch knockout tonight dearest, as I have to get horizontal and get over the social travails of the day. Ach!!!!

Speak for yourself, friend