Jeff

Let’s see…pays artists the worst, free version won’t even let you listen to albums in intended order, CEO is a war profiteer, worst feature set of any major streaming service, already went balls deep into AI shenanigans and is now doing even more of it. Why exactly is anyone using this shit service?

Also you get to bring one straight girl and you’re responsible for her behaviour all night long. You don’t get to leave her to go get fucked in the bathroom.

No more straight girls at gay bars unsupervised

Street graffiti that says Have You Seen Bat Boy 681-347-3870.

Shout out to City Center for this fantastic bit of guerrilla marketing around Bat Boy.

(Call the number.)

COOL FALL WEATHER IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’ll even tolerate the Halloween people for this.

Reminding myself I bought this print and still need to hang it. #TaurusLife

Wait so people actually enjoy standing on line for hours to walk through a bunch of IP-extension Party City tunnels where someone jumps out at you every 10 seconds but it’s not scary because you saw them do it to the group in front of you?

13-year-old me is dying!

Of course Universal brought out this bitch for horror nights.

Okay that was a fun day. Express Pass is clutch here, I read somewhere that some of the rides are engineered for eight-hour waits and I just can’t see how it’s even worth coming to a park for that. But not every express line here let you out close enough to the boarding area tbh.

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

So the How to Train Your Dragon coaster was probably most fun ride of the day. Also having never seen any of the movies, TIL it’s Viking-themed. Wolfman was also fun, even after a long rain delay (seriously why do people put parks in a storm-prone hellhole?)

Okay time to explore more of the park!

That’s because you have taste.

Yessir

I need this piranha plant Tiffany lamp like I’ve never needed anything in my life.

This icon!!

OMGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!

Me every night lol.

Chapulines & escamoles & gusanos de maguey oh my!

Back in CDMX eating allllllllll the seafoods

Like they don’t need to “make a more obvious announcement” that a train is going where it says it goes on the map.

Oh service changes are also forgivable! I’ve been on the A, missed the announcement, and then suddenly I’m on an F. But the moment you get on an N, if you’re not planning on going across the Manhattan Bridge, you should make a mental note that you need to transfer or wait for an R/W.

But was that just staying on it when you didn’t mean to? That happens.

You actually can’t “accidentally take the N/Q across the bridge” because… that’s where the N/Q goes (barring a service change). This is just a skill issue and maybe you should pay more attention.

OMG when I see something described as “plant-based” I’ve actually said “so are animals. Actually everything is sort of sun-based.”

These two started out as artists. Modern day rich pricks don't even have a broad education or souls.

That part.