*Comes back to see his phone rattling off the table*

O-oh...you guys really wanna help me through a door frame apparently...

That's good...it's still winter and my goo's pretty firm...they should widen those things...

Why do I wear glasses?

Oh, it helps me keep track of where my eyes should be. It's very tempting to just...slide them around if I need to look behind me or something, but usually people start screaming...

(OCC: Since that audio got funded I figured I'd share the generosity and put out a fun scene that's usually behind a paywall? Not to advertise, but if you do want to hear the full audio you can find it on the channel!)

Apparently that recent animation was the first time a few of you had heard my voice!

I've talked lots of times...like right here when you helped me that time I got stuck in your front door...

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Art by Macrolee Character Mellowcreamer

Big thanks to Cassowary1231 who was the biggest supporter on this!

He gets a hug...a looonng hug...

WOW

You guys really want me to go to the Plaza huh?...

OKAY I'll pack my goo, I'll bring a phone battery...and a phone, of course, rotary style is delicious now that booth style is getting thin on the ground, pre during and post travel snacks...

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An umbrella?

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Do you have one big enough?

*Glances over his shoulder*

Are you tired of walking?...I have somewhere you could ride if you want...

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Hello? You seem distracted...

Art by Anonymous

*Being inside Aibu is interesting, you can breathe, though the 'air' seems thick...it's hard to focus on that when taking the touch into account.

He is literally all around you, not an inch of your skin is exposed to open air. The goo expressively undulates, pushes, squeezes, he feels every twitch*

What's that? You need your phone back?...Well..okay...but don't doomscroll..

*The zecko bends down and his mouth yawns wider...and wider...a wrist-thick tongue lolls over equine lips as a dark, gooey amber chamber rolls ever inward*

Goh eh ahnd geh eth....

Art by @talidraws.bsky.social

I'm sorry I take up the entire couch...still though, you can sit on my lap! I'll keep my tummy warm, and I promise I'll keep my surface tension!

*Gently ushers you atop a gooey thigh wider than your torso. Resting against tummy curve, you see the imprint of a hand press through amber*

Ignore that.

OH BOY almost 80% of the way there and I get to go the plaza...

I hope they have corndogs...and pizza...and donuts...and mochi...and turkey legs...and stop signs...and traffic cones...and street dividers

*Licks lips*

Getting hungry just thinking about it...

ko-fi.com/caudle

ko-fi.com/caudle

*Gasps! Wobbling with excitement*

Almost halfway there! I'm so excited to go the plaza, I haven't had a day out in ages!

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I hope it doesn't rain...water and I don't get along if there's a lot of it...

Art by Talidraws

Aibu gets on #voresky

*Sees you glued to your phone and the news...*

hmm...

*The zecko grabs the phone gently, lifts it to his equine lips and wraps an enormous tongue around the device, it vanishes in two gooey loops to be sucked in with a rolling noisy swallow*

No more news...I'm still hungry though...

A sleepy, semi-solid zecko is a cuddle hazard. He gently pushes you onto bed, then falls.

Touch overwhelms you, loose, cuddly goo wraps all over, his tummy like a tide pulling you into its affectionate undertow as adoring amber engulfs your body.

His honeytum squeezes, claiming his cuddlebud.

*The zecko perks as you come back, having stood unattended in a candy store for five whole minutes*

I did good yeah? Can I have sours Now I-

*You point behind him*

*A glance back sees his massive gooey tail has pulled in an entire display, several jars...and an employee*

*Eeep*

*Blinks obliviously*

It's not?...I thought it was like the crunchy stuff around those little chocolate hazelnut balls, the gold? Wrapper! Yeah a food truck is like...all the food in a resturant in a nice mobile delicious pizza box...

*GASP*

Almost a quarter of the way there...then I get a day out...

*A long, thick tongue curls over equine lips* Do you think they'll have food trucks at the plaza?...

I love the tires....

ko-fi.com/caudle

Art by Bouncybrownbear

OH BOY 10%

This'll get funded in no time...then I get to go to the plaza!

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Should we warn them I'm coming?

Art by Bouncybrownbear

Oh hey...apparently these guys are almost done with the last funded project so...this has appeared...

ko-fi.com/caudle

*Wobbles*

Do people wanna hear me talk that much?....

They are! And thank you, HA There are a few audios done with that voice and such too, it's very fun

Aibu Learns Another New Word:

"I'm learning so much from strangers! Soon I'll be a regular thiccsaurus!"

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"What's that? It's Thesaurus? People haven't been shouting that one at me though..."
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Ha! A LOVELY animatic from @talidraws.bsky.social, what will this goo learn next...

It may not be summer, but I know somewhere it's always nice to hang out in a large body of liquid...

*Wiggles eyebrows*

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Where are you going?...

Delicious...

*Blinks*

What? I know what Gender is!

People with flowier clothing in prettier colors are 'She', and people in blander, stiffer clothing are 'He'.

They gave me a hoodie at the care home so I'm a boy.

*Griiiiinns, proud of himself and wobbling with intelligence*

What? Is it chilly out? Oh, I'll be fine, how cold could it POSSIBLY be...

*The big goo trundles outside..*

*THWOMP....TWHOMP.............THWOMP............

....Thwomp*

help.

Well I mean...if you're looking...

Art by @/tacorat

"I would too be able to hold off snacking that long!" Says the couch currently eating you, the gooey cushions forming a put out frown as bubbles rise from where your face vanished into the cuddly fluid.

*The couch stops giggling as you sit on it...you sink into the cushions....you keep sinking...and keep sinking...

It quickly becomes a war of attrition between your dedication to this bit and the 'Furniture' slowly claiming you like quicksand*