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The Catalyst

When Namjoon quite literally falls at his feet, nothing could prepare Taehyung for how everything changes

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Written for @taejoonexchange.bsky.social

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j-hope on stage at the 2021 jingle ball, sunglasses perched on the back of his head and fingers delicately dancing in front of him. he's smiling beautifully.

one hobi pic a day!

a selfie of bts ot7 in 2021. namjoon is holding the camera and looks filled with furious delight. jimin's fists are clenched in triumph. i think they were celebrating butter getting #1 on the hot 100.

one ot7 pic a day! 🧈☝️🏆

when he's tryin to look cool and sexy but can't help SMILING like a DWEEB!

oof yeah, i can imagine cars would be hard! your legs get so constricted. i'm so glad it feels like it's improving, that's a huge relief!! you've been so diligent in rehabbing it for so long 💗

omg fantastic progress!! how is it feeling day to day?

adorable!! a puddle cat

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Have you seen ants going somewhere?
They never find their way at once,
crawling forward by constantly crashing
and wandering for days to find food
You know
Even this frustration is worth it
I believe that we are on the right path
Some day, when we get to find the way,
we'll certainty return

super smart of you!

omg funnnnn!!

this is perfect!!! i love flustered namjoon, he's so sexy 🥰🥰

jhope is a can can dancer, performing on stage. he notices namjoon watching him intently, and something clicks. later on, hoseok approaches namjoon and tells him that namjoon deserves a reward for being such a valued patron. they then get frisky, hoseoks lipstick smudged all over a dizzy namjoon, and they both hide behind a wall to make out

namseok moulin rouge/courtesan au 🐨🐿
#btsfanart #namseok

this is SO cool of you!! reminds me of fandom back in the days of webrings and personal sites, it was so fun

If you need something to read while ao3 is down, some of my fics are up on my website ;)

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Sunday snoozin’ with Clara & Moea 🦦

Rescued sea otters Clara and Moea are taking their Sunday very seriously, naps first, everything else later. 💤 In the wild, otters will often link paws, sometimes called forming a “raft”, so they don’t drift apart while floating on their backs.

it's such a delight!!!

he knew his audience and he was catering to it!!!

jungkook in 2014 looking like the sweetest most innocent woodland creature while wearing socks that say "FUCK YOU PAY ME."

jungkook in 2014, lying on his side across an exercise ball and cheesing, wearing the FUCK YOU PAY ME socks

this wasn't the same day, or even the same year (based on his hair i think this was the first half of 2014) but i also have to bring back jungkook's FUCK YOU PAY ME socks 🙌

thanks to the bangtan tumblr account, what would i EVER do without you 🫶 bangtan.tumblr.com/tagged/131130

jimin on 131130 wearing socks that say "OMG"

yoongi wearing BRAT socks. on namjoon's socks, you can see "WAG S" as the word wraps around.

also of note: jimin's socks say OMG and namjoon's say SWAG. swag indeed.

GREAT NEWS EVERYBODY!! the sock does, indeed, say BRAT 🤸‍♀️🥳🙌🥂🎊💥🍻

Jungkook gets fascinated abt bunny koo, they tell each other how pretty they are, then bunny koo confesses jungkook is the perfect hole for him to fill up, colorful, cute and horny koocest.

jk meets bunny koo pt2.🐰🩷🐰🍀
sticky and horny bunnies💦✨
#koocest

does his sock say BRAT.

i manage to forget, even while looking directly at kim seokjin, that he looks like That like 98% of the time. and then there's one picture from a specific angle or with a specific expression or something and it's like WHOA. WHAM. oh right. he looks like that.

crazy stuff. unhinged.

so cute!!