⚡️mars⚡️

The game really did feel like joylessly fucking a rando and then looking in the bathroom mirror for 20 minutes and disassociating while muttering 'whore' to myself

My partner read me part of this story earlier and we came to the conclusion that if that’s the one thing that made you THAT angry, then your priorities are fucked.

Literally what happened

The amount of compliments I get from all ages when I wear my AC⚡️DC shirt honestly feels so healing.

I need to temper my expectations 😑

Let Steve… finish

I feel weirdly proud about having never been attracted to Shawn Spencer.

My body feels like it’s been chewed up and spat out.
Bloodwork from two spots in my hand yesterday, flu vaccine yesterday, stuck in both arms for plasma today, EMG today, carpel tunnel syndrome flaring in both hands.
I’m literally bruised and bloody.
Make it stop.

I’m an amazing chef

…the sadness is behind me with his own wheely case; deep in Alabama and I cruise faster than, faster than the memories of you if I can…

Me when I go on a vacation longer than a week

It’s so crazy because ever since Carrie Fisher passed on, I’ve referred to her as the General, both in my mind and out loud.

I love heists.

Not a human alive looks as good as he did in (shorts skirts and) long jackets.

When you find yourself chatting with the pretty woman you happened to spot while walking into the grocery store…

A caracal sticks his head all the way into a pumpkin.

"New Study: Caracal Pumpkin Helmet reduces head injuries by 3.2%"

Fun fact about the caracal: the Ancient Egyptians tamed them and used them for hunting birds in high grass.

Photo Big Cat Rescue, Florida.

Exactly what I do to my partner all day

there's only one winner since the implementation of AI everywhere

the dude that fucked his car in the TLC show

imagine how not normal he is now that his car speaks

a man in a suit and tie is saying `` but life goes on . not for me . `` ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying `` but life goes on . not for me . ``

I have experienced the ultimate betrayal.
@evanwelch.bsky.social , who CLAIMS to love me, tore off a corn of MY Raisin Cane’s Texas Toast without asking.

True love is making your partner give you eye contact and repeat “I do not need to apologize, I did nothing wrong, I am allowed to be upset.”

I think my biggest kink is pleasing someone.

Not in a servile way. Worship, but not in pitiable self-subjugation or some kind of slave fantasy. Just utter adoration of my partner. Make them feel incredible, physically and emotionally. Or more succinctly...

Your pleasure is all mine.

True love is washing your partner’s uniform and then picking off all the strands of your own hair that the dryer neglected to remove.

Mentally filing this away for no reason

the reporter going “so just to be clear, you guys are frogs now because of the other frog? there’s no other significance to the frog thing?? I would love for there to be more to it than that” and the frogs are just like “nah man we’re here to support the original frog”

Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

forgot i drew this shit lol

yeah