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A LinkedIn ad showing Jensen Huang shaking hands with some vague fashion executive: L'OREAL 6,204,444 followers Promoted We're thrilled to announce a collaboration with NVIDIA to supercharge beauty with next-gen Al. WELCOME TO NVIDIA L'ORÉAL GROUPE

I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.

the dating pool for 30-something straight women is so bleak that some are willing to settle for geriatric ex-South Carolina governors who frequent the Appalachian trail

Epstein’s brother has said this repeatedly

This is bullshit! What are the charges?

📌 Border Patrol arrested two women for allegedly honking their car horn to alert others of the agents’ presence

Here's hoping 2026 balances things out (monkey's paw clenches across the room)

The Federalist Society has apparently taken down the video of Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche's "Fireside Chat" at the National Lawyers Convention on November 7 (the one where he said that he and the Justice Department are at "war" against federal district courts):

I wonder why...

I've been there before, glad you laughed but also sorry!

Why Hospital Policies Matter in States That Ban Abortion Our first-of-its-kind data analysis found that a seismic split emerged in how medical institutions in Texas' two largest metro areas, Houston and Dallas, treated miscarrying patients — and in their ou...

The rate of sepsis in Houston surged 63% after Texas banned abortion.

In the Dallas-Fort Worth area, where hospital leaders empowered doctors to intervene before patients’ conditions worsened, it rose 29%.

(Published May)

Plus too much fiber when their bodies are not used to it is not fun, it can rough up the insides. I ate three raw carrots for a meal in college when I was used to fast food. I got to feel my insides being scrapped for two days.

Roughly speaking those who work in connection with the [automatic computing engine] will be divided into its masters and its servants. Its masters will plan out instruction tables for it, thinking up deeper and deeper ways of using it...The masters are liable to get replaced because as soon as any technique becomes at all stereotyped it becomes possible to devise a system of instruction tables which will enable the electronic computer to do it for itself. It may happen however that the masters will refuse to do this. They may be unwilling to let their jobs be stolen from them in this way. In that case they would surround the whole of their work with mystery and make excuses, couched in well chosen gibberish, whenever any dangerous suggestions were made. — Alan Turing (1947) Lecture on the Automatic Computing Engine

Way back in 1947, Alan Turing had thoughts on how AI would influence the demand for skilled labor.

(via Matteo Pasquinelli 2023 _The Eye of the Master_)

There is no way it was only these two. I wonder who else is on Nuzzi's List™️ 😂

In that spirit...Nuzzi has man face. I've seen linebackers with weaker jaws.

It's brick by brick. Like moving and unpacking one box a day. One month and you're done, as opposed to procrastinating for six months while your place still looks like a storage space.

My picks for replacement Goblin King are as follows:

Cate Blanchett
Ncuti Gatwa
Mike Faist
Anya Taylor-Joy
Lee Pace

a man with long white hair is sitting on a throne with horns and holding a sword . ALT: a man with long white hair is sitting on a throne with horns and holding a sword .

Lee Pace for the win!

I wish I could have been put in a coma for all of 2024 and 2025.

This is why I talk about sheriffs a lot when it to comes to immigration: they decide (in most states) on whether to hold people for ICE at all!

I guess that's what he calls it when people can't pay their bills.

They’re not going after criminals. “Criminals don’t get up and go to work and pay their bills.”

These are not criminals; they’re hard-working people.

EVERY LAST WORD OF THIS🔥

Even worse she is bragging about it and being rewarded.

I am always surprised when these supposedly tough conservatives have voices like muppets. I should expect it by now.

It's true, somehow the algorithm started feeding me basically amateurs doing difficult and dangerous projects and it is addictive lol.

There is no way it was only these two. I wonder who else is on Nuzzi's List™️ 😂

no fucking way

They probably think shame is only for the poors.

i wonder if anyone involved in the soft focus glamor piece on nuzzi at the nyt feels any shame tonight. being involved in it in the first place certainly suggests the answer is no they are actually incapable of shame

I think the chocolates have more effect on me lol

So this administration is persecuting Christians in their places of worship. ICE, ERO, and CBP are where the worst of humanity goes to work.

I have muted Nuzzi and worm but somehow there are constantly new Words nobody can possibly anticipate

if writing about sex with weird people is political journalism now maybe i will get back into the industry