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Both Democrat and Republican parties in shambles over a guy that is just genuinely nice, like vampires fleeing sunlight

trump sobbing as they force him into the sensory deprivation tank with stephen miller to turn him back evil

Meme: Straight ahead: Pausing to consider the meaning of Cohen's lyrics Everyone, for some reason, takes the exit towards Singing "Hallelujah" again in religious contexts

hey guys i made a seasonal meme

Oh damn, wish they would put it on youtube. I dumped basic cable when I gave up my tivo.

Tonight is a very funny night to return to MSNBC for an hour at 11 p.m. so I will be doing that.

Graphic that has text reading the way you look at your crush vs the way you look at your ex Top is Trump sitting in the oval office gazing up at Zohran Mamdani like a 14yo boy meeting Zendaya On bottom is Trump in the Oval trying not to fall asleep while Elon Musk rambles about some bullshit

Dead 💀 Whoever made this please step forward for your award #teslatakedown

I’ve been saying for years that the best way to deal with Trump is to play him since he’s so fucking easy to play. None of them took me up on it until now

I swear this isn’t a gay joke, the president loves handsome men who talk good, that’s his favorite thing

IN THE UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT FOR THE EASTERN DISTRICT OF PENNSYLVANIA IN RE: SUBPOENA NO. 25-1431-014 : MISCELLANEOUS ACTION : : NO. 25-39 MEMORANDUM KEARNEY,J. November 21, 2025 Our elected Congresspersons granted the Department of Justice limited authority in 1996 to investigate federal health care offenses involving the labeling and distribution of prescription drugs. The Department of Justice is now investigating the labeling and distribution of prescribed clinically authorized puberty blockers and hormone therapy. It subpoenaed fifteen categories of records from The Children's Hospital of Philadelphia including billing and insurance records, communications with manufacturers and sales representatives, and the names and complete medical and psychological records of children receiving gender-affirming care. The Hospital agrees to produce most of the requested materials. But it objects to producing the identities of its child patients and their families along with their confidential medical files. Its objection requires we study two questions: whether Congress authorized a subpoena for the children's confidential medical records, and, if so, whether the children's privacy interests outweigh the Department of Justice's need for these confidential medical records under the Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act. We find the answer to both questions is "no." We strike the three requests for these child- identifying and treatment and disclosure records as beyond the authority granted by Congress. We also find, even if this private information could be relevant, the heightened privacy interests of children and their families substantially outweighs the Department's need to know the children's names, addresses, and treatment along with disclosures for gender-affirming care at The Children's Hospital of Philadelphia.

BREAKING: Federal judge rejects DOJ's effort to subpoena the names and medical records of children who have received gender-affirming medical care from the Children's Hospital of Philadelphia. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Stand strong with Trump and he’ll fawn all over you. Roll over and show him your belly and he’ll yank away your UN ambassadorship and then crap on your gubernatorial campaign.

Israeli press is irate that Trump didn't push back on Mamdani saying the US funds genocide against Palestinians

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Working people have been left behind in New York. In the wealthiest city in the world, one in five can't afford $2.90 for the train or bus. As I told Trump today— it’s time to put those people right back at the heart of our politics.

huh, i thought this was AI because there's no way someone could order such an ugly shirt

every week just gets weirder tbh

just how fucking silly Hakeem Jeffries and all those sheep Democrats look today who voted on that stupid, meaningless House resolution on socialism.

Idiots.

Trump feuding with Marjorie Taylor Greene but being in love with Zohran Mamdani was not on my November 2025 bingo card

All I have to add about our Mayor-Elect @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social's visit to the White House, is what I have been saying for a year:
All the Zohran haters need to actually just listen to him.

Not to the media. Not to the talking points, but the actual amazing person I got to know as a friend.

Zohran just fixed Thanksgiving for all his supporters with MAGA relatives.

Zohran Mamdani just put every knee-bending institution to shame.

Nosferatu recoiling from the sun, original movie

Stephen Miller watching the Trump-Mamdani presser

I really didn't think Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries could look more out of touch. Then the president just exchanged friendship bracelets with Zohran.

Fox News is confused by Trump's friendly meeting with Mamdani.

"You know, it was a surprise to see those two getting along as well as they did. A couple of times I asked the mayor-elect a tougher question, and the president almost helped him dodge it."

MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom

Jealous girlfriend meme with Donald Trump smiling at Zohran Mamdani and Stephen Miller looking jealous

Trump: anything else pal?

Zohran: I dunno you want to sink the GOP nominee for governor?

Trump: no problem!

JD Vance as depicted on South Park

when the boss loves someone more than you

it's so funny to watch the far right White House press pool try to bait Trump to say something nasty about Mamdani and every time he's just like "nah this guy rocks"

THIS is why Zohran asked for the meeting.

this is like that scene in office space where the consultants end up loving peter