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I am a specific kind of white person whose natural habitat ranges from Santa Cruz to Vancouver. Vibram five fingers. IPAs. Flannel. Annie’s white cheddar Mac and cheese. Things of that nature.

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

The vibe shift is noticeable in boomer libs too. It’s weird hearing women over 70 demanding TOS violations.

"you best start believing in catastrophic energy shocks - you're in one"

I like that Canada has major political parties like “liberal”, “conservative”, and “French”

We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time." Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history - which is no doubt true - but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a wartime economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed. That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks.

From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.

Shit like this is gonna negatively polarize me against psychedelics. And I love psychedelics

‘Don’t go to the US – not with Trump in charge’: the UK tourist with a valid visa detained by ICE for six weeks Karen Newton was in America on the trip of a lifetime when she was shackled, transported and held for weeks on end. With tourism to the US under increasing strain, she says, ‘If it can happen to me, i...

Visit the US and receive free government housing!

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Cocaine is better
With a small bit of poo

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

I Said Environmentalism Was Out of Ideas. I Was Wrong. It's Worse. How the people fighting for the planet lost touch with the people living on it

If you're going to scold the left, this is how to do it: in good faith, based on deep personal experience, sympathetic to its values & goals.

I hope everyone in the green groups reads this.

It makes you sound crazy to say this out loud, but it's becoming increasingly clear that the United States government has been effectively toppled by a group of overt pedophiles

The official policy of the government of the United States of America is that they will murder anyone they want, that they will tell any lie necessary to justify that murder, and that no one who resists them has any rights they are bound to respect.
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It’s just murder.

ICE killed another Minnesotan.

there is video and it is very bad.

www.facebook.com/share/r/1aPB...

ICE thinks Minnesotans will eventually give up, it’s like they’re unfamiliar with Vikings fandom

While the pasty incels who work the federal agencies continue to churn out feeble, bloodless AI pastiches of Axis propaganda, here’s how a living breathing artist powerfully invokes design history. This is by illustrator Emily K in South Philly, a free poster-sized download on her website: →

My whole life, fascism was defined as being stopped by armed, masked agents of the national government who demand your papers, on pain of arrest, injury, or death.

That’s now here, and the group of people who warned about that the most are either silent or in favor of it,

For those keeping score, Bellingcat, The New York Times Visual Investigation Team, & Washington Post's Visual Forensic team have all published analysis showing the ICE shooter wasn't in the path of Renee Nicole Good’s vehicle when he shot her, contradicting statements by the President & his cronies

The implication that if you don't respond immediately to conflicting instructions in a high-stress situation, you deserve to die ... is as absurd and unrealistic as it is abhorrent.

The sports side of BlueSky isn’t too bad for Innocuous Discourse, other than normal sports fandom nonsense.

I can tell I've moved north from CA when I see Boston at 37, breezy and clear for kickoff and think, "Oh, that's really nice." It's Antarctica for LA.

went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible

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People Who Drink Bottled Water on a Daily Basis Ingest 90,000 More Microplastic Particles Each Year Drinking water in plastic bottles contains countless particles too small to see. New research finds that people who drink water from them on a daily basis ingest far more microplastics than those who…

“She found that people ingest an average of 39,000 to 52,000 microplastic particles per year from food and drinking water, and those who use bottled water on a daily basis ingest nearly 90,000 more microplastic particles into their bodies.”

www.wired.com/story/people...

in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game

it's unironically this bit except the teacher got fired for giving Calvin a zero

Foreigners get mad at Americans when we point out the good things their countries do, but I don’t think they realize just how bananas backwards we can be here.

Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.

Fifteen Years

xkcd.com/3172/

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