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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named)

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Twitter refugee, American liberal (or as the rest of the world calls it- normal). Not the person to try. Beware an old man still in a young man's game operating at high levels. 🌈 & 🏳️‍⚧️ ally.

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Just watched the 1967 French film 'Playtime'. French absurdism at its finest.

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One of the last of the Queens Corgi Riders Brigade

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I was blacklisted by the UK government because some guy at Porton Down didn’t like me retweeting something that called Jacob Rees Mogg a “haunted pencil”

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Happy Daylight Savings time to all who are forced to celebrate an event we don't want to be f*cking involved in it.

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Cramming Oatmeal in Your Mouth for 2 Days Straight Does Something Strange to Your Body

08.03.2026 08:07 — 👍 9    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

Update. Oh yeah. It's a love fest. Thorn has been laying on bro and even forced his way into his bedroom and jumped up on his bed and took a nap with him this afternoon.
Thorn knows a bigger easier mark when he sees one.

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Send General Barroni to earn an honourable place in the front lines of Daddies peado cover up war.

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SAVING PRIVATE BARRON

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Hereditary spinal weakness and debilitating imaginary bone spurs is no joke

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