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Steven Tyler is the Michael Phelps of Mouth

Steven Tyler is the Michael Phelps of Mouth

lesbian sex repost you agree

do you think maroon and ben folds are friends because they like the same number

Leftist scent doms/subs/switches are the hottest people in the world 😮‍💨

Gender affirming ENT that helps you become a throat goat

rodney dangerfield

They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!

A pile of zines titled "Lez Out" scattered on a wooden table with a red mousepad

Who up lezzin out rn??

Text: Check in on the friends that you already have, in person if possible. Cook for each other, talk about your hardships and ask for help when you need it I get that it's scary to put yourself out there. But people can be more patient and understanding than we realize

Text: probably the hardest part of community building is sustaining it long term This means getting along with folks you dislike, or helping people when it's hard This means sharing resources with those who need them This means showing up to events like block parties or socials to see how everyone is doing even when you'd rather stay home

Text: And this means educating people who may not respect you, so long as they're willing to learn and grow. (But ONLY if they're willing) Because individualism and isolation will never save us This is a storm we can only weather by sticking together

Text: Like threads, we are weak and easy to break when we're alone Like cloth, we are stronger when we're woven together That's the magic of community @clbzines

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A zine cover with an image of a rainbow colored woven cloth folded over itself Text: Threads (A zine about community) By CraftyLilBunny Zines

Text: it's so easy to feel scared, anxious, and alone right now Shit's scary and messed up The only solution is connecting with the people around you But how do we build strong communities? Like, in less abstract terms? It's as easy as going out and meeting new people!

Text: Take walks. Say hi to your neighbors. Exchange contact info, look after each other Think of every new person as another thread in your life: The closer you are, the tighter the weave, and the stronger the cloth becomes

Text: "But Crafty, I'm shy! How am I supposed to make new friends and meet people as an adult?" The fastest way to make new friends as an adult is to get involved in something. Volunteer at food pantries Join a community garden Learn first aid Do you have hobbies? Take free classes or join groups and make new friends with shared passions!

Y'all I've been trying to post this for like 2 weeks and the horrors had me losing track and forgetting to actually hit post like 3 times already 🙃

But here's Threads, my second full zine of the new year! I hope y'all like it~ 🩷

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if you're a woman and know what amv's are congratulations you are in fact milf age

It’s transphobic that I’m not lactating rn 😩

"hey katie where's your post about how trans women have done half of everything because did you know we did model trains too www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdZV... "

splendid. i'm learning so much. trans women stay winning.

being a trans woman is crazy. "yeah all my opps are billionaire pedophile rapists"

“Them immigrants are dangerous,” said the ones who regularly migrated to an island of pedophiles to be pedophiles on the pedophile island.

A promo page for Journal With Witch Plot summary: Although born with tremendous power, Itadori Yuji lives a completely ordinary life. One day, to save a classmate, he eats a cursed finger, and now Ryomen Sukuna lives in…

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A half open jar of jif peanut butter with the word Human written on the lid

Adding to the small list of vaguely menacing items at my job:

Half eaten, perpetually open jar of peanut butter labeled 'Human'

An illustration of several different species of sharks (a school of sharks, if you will), against a soft blue wavy background. The sharks are, from top to bottom and from left to right: whale shark, great white shark, thresher shark, nurse shark, small-spotted catshark, hammerhead shark, tiger shark, basking shark and lemon shark. They are all swimming very happily, surrounded by beautiful sea stars!

Shark sweeties 🦈 #art

An image featuring a variety of cetaceans against a sea-blue background. These cute cetaceans are all happily swimming around, and include the following species, from top to bottom and from left to right: humpback whale; right whale; orca, or killer whale; beluga; vaquita; bottlenose dolphin; sperm whale; narwhal; and blue whale. What a happy, bouncy bunch! And they brought their friends along, like squids and puffer fish!

Cetacean cuties 🐋 #art

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A woman's hand with blue acrylic nails holding up an edamame shell in front of a bowl of shucked edamame

Idk bout y'all but I love eating edamame and accidentally sucking out it's bralette

Screencap from "Journal With Witch" where a woman says "But every time I make gyoza it reminds me of him"

Been reading so much yuri that it's low-key jarring to remember that straight women exist.

(Currently watching: "Journal with Witch", which is not yuri but is still pretty good so far)

I am begging you. Please learn about stress/discomfort tolerance. Practice raising it. You need this to survive. If someone online can ruin your day with a throwaway comment, you desperately need to understand discomfort tolerance and consciously, systematically build that shit. Also! Stress tolerance is such an important skill that having a learning disability in that area is a major symptom of a whole lot of other disabilities/mental illnesses! Struggling with it is a huge part of life! It sucks! Am I saying everyone with misophonia needs to listen to chewing noises all day? No. But you need to find ways to tolerate it enough that you don't treat others like shit if they make a mouth noise near you. No, you don't have to read the fic with your trigger tags. But you do need to be able to handle scrolling past the tags without being upset. It is hard! But not having it also makes you so so so easy to manipulate. That grandma is racist AF because her mom raised her to be uncomfortable around black people and she never fought that discomfort. Trans people make so many cis people uncomfortable and that discomfort turns into bigotry real fast. Letting your discomfort dictate your actions and beliefs about things is a great way to become a terrible person. Learn. Discomfort. Tolerance.

Important shit that I’m still trying to learn.

BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.

ME: How are you supposed to do it?

MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.

BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.

A zine cover with manga panels of girls kissing as a tiled background. The title is in bold white text and reads "MY HIMEJOSHI GIRLFRIEND'S GUIDE TO YURI (HER BIGGEST RECOMMENDATIONS TO ME DURING OUR DISCORD CHATS) BY CRAFTYLILBUNNY ZINES" A big 18+ label sits at the top right corner

**DISCLAIMER** Some of the Yuri in this zine contains pornographic scenes in some way or another. I've done my best to sort these series in order of kink content and sexual tameness. But let's be real, if you picked this up then you're probably ready to see hot women in hot situations. Hope you have a great time and check out everything that sounds fun to you!~

Calling all girlkissers!!!

My girlfriend sent me so many #Yuri recommendations, and I decided to turn them into a #zine!

"My Himejoshi Girlfriend's Guide to Yuri" has reviews/commentary on 9 different series!

I'll update as the day goes on, but you can buy it in my shop right now (link in bio)!

Body image issues are for losers without clone twincest yuri fantasies

im in this image and i want to make out with the image

RTs and sharing are appreciated to help me grow, create more content and reach more people, please 🙏

greatest steam update of all time, because of one unnecessary detail

Green exit sign for 539 exit 58, for Tuckerton and Little Egg Harbor

Hey buddy, I just got back from NJ 539 exit 58 and everybody knew you, do you want to talk about some stuff?

Reddit post from r/yurimemes titled "Who else wants to be a girl?", the image features two girls kissing and the text "you like girls at much you wish you were one - yeah, welcome to the club"

Reddit comments like "Probably most of us lol, being a men[sic] suck." "Agreed it's awful" "for realz 2/10 wouldn't recommend" "higher score than I'd give it"

Reddit comments: "Straight up want to be a girl now? Maybe not really Would have been amazing if I was born a girl? Hell yes"

Reddit comments: "maybe next life, this ones a bit doomed" "maybe" "I can only dream" "sigh yeah..."

I'm convinced like 90% of "straight men" who are really into yuri are just repressed trans girls

Guys: if you find lesbian romance stories *really* relatable for some reason, you can just be a girl! It's okay! I discovered yuri 10 years ago & look at me now💁‍♀️
Himedanshi to himejoshi pipeline is real