Aaron Glover

Came to a 3-person coffee that I thought was a coffee, but is, in fact, a business meeting 😬 (in which I am not an active participant 😬) and dumbly, I did not bring my computer in 🙃

If @msnbc.com canceling @joy.msnbc.com & firing @joyannreid.bsky.social remind us of anything, it’s that capitalism is still the foundation of a system that protects &empowers the patriarchy. In that worldview, smart women of color like Joy-Ann &Kamala cannot be allowed sustained proximity to power.

Honestly, this dramatic shift of weather is very on brand for North Texas in February, but it also means I may not change out of my lounge clothes at all.

What a bizarre day.

Hey so FYI this is why a lot of us believe billionaires should not exist. Because no one should be rich enough to topple a government

Also, so so so many others have made great jokes about the “Not Like Us” wins and I strongly support them all. Was that really record of the year? Eh. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ but I’m here for Kendrick and doubly here for the diss-track-as-5x-Grammy-winner

So pleased that the Grammys finally acknowledged Beyoncé with the AOTY win, but also, can you imagine the absolute FIRESTORM that would have happened if they hadn’t? Like, the Beyhive is real and they’re not fooling around, you understand?

Grateful today for the enormously thoughtful Imani Perry who reminded me (and an auditorium full of people) that we have a wealth of knowledge in the stories and wisdom of our ancestors and elders.

Y’all, these queens are PRESSED, and the drag delusions are rampant. #RPDRS17

I guess in all the other crazy executive orders, January was extended indefinitely??? Seriously, midnight tonight/February cannot come fast enough.

This is especially amusing to me because one of my first Instagram posts was of a mandarin peel, and now here we are

My mandarin peel blossomed into a tulip!

Adobe sending an email saying “end the year on a productive note” feels needlessly pointed at me

Please don’t call a financing institution a “family” unless I can expect a free payment and a meal at a restaurant of my choosing on my birthday.

We’re officially in the holiday quantum time distortion field, where deadlines disappear into the ether, productivity seeps from fuel cells, and a constant urge to nap, bake or snack on cheese hovers ever-present.

Getting a new car is exciting but like… they know how long this takes. They should offer snacks at least.

Oh no, I woke up with a crick in my neck. Amazing how you can know in an instant how challenging the day is going to be #thisisalmost40

I can’t remember the last film I saw multiple times in the theatre, but I’m about to go round 2 w/Wicked. 🥳🩷💚🧹

Thanks to a neighbor’s 18-wheeler, I’ve been working on a pitch deck for 3 hours already today, so yay?

The GOP has been very strategic about gumming up the wheels of power; Dems could take some lessons.

Tfw you go into your neighborhood pizza joint expecting to have a couple glasses of wine and read your book and there are t-w-o 20-top parties reserving all the tables 😡😥

Big evermore energy today. Comfycore powers activate!

Why anyone–much less someone w/ no kids, & w/o an obsessive fitness practice, & w/ no job that requires it, & just plain nothin doin on a Saturday morning–would VOLUNTARILY set up an 8am haircut is unfathomable to me.

That this person is my husband is some sort of especial cosmic cruelty.

Ahhh, the annual “are we doing business or is today a holiday?” email game.

And to be clear, I’m 100% team holiday.

I got told yesterday by a teenager that they thought I was 30, and as a result, was the only adult who could age-appropriately use “brat.”

It’s pretty wild when you have to remind other adults about social boundaries on the internet. Like let’s not forget nobody owes anybody anything on these platforms!

How does trying to get Charli XCX tickets become the point around which my whole morning schedule revolves?

So North Texas has been saving up all its “autumn” points and decided to cash them in all at once. Somebody bring me a PSL please!

I’ll take them all, regardless, no exceptions

But you don’t have to scroll! Because when you get to the top of the feed! It stops!