Dan O’Sullivan

restaurant manager: hey so, sorry to bother you, but is that a service animal? it's just, we have a policy-

jabba the hutt: je wonna wonga, bazda wahota shonga

salacious b crumb: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

restaurant manager: ah. ok. cool

Fuckin Hollywood does nothing but sequels and we still don't have my fuckin Star Wars movie about Jabba the Hutt's crime empire. Get your shit together Disney. That little laughing motherfucker he has is sooo good

God I wish I had the job of writing those...anyway I thank you

The last one, Bunning, the GOP was actually worried had gone insane in office. His mental health was whispered about. I recall he said his Italian-American opponent looked like one of Saddam Hussein's sons.

Must suck that John Cornyn is basically an ally to Trump, when his last name provides so many awesome openings for some cruel Trump nicknames

Wait a minute, they have a runoff now?! While Talarico gets to work, they have 12 weeks of slugging each other over who is more insane for the most insane Republican primary voter pool in the country? This is like made in a lab to make this as possible to win for the Dems as can be

Weird case of a Democratic primary where I was sort of into either of them winning, which literally has never happened before for me

LORAX AXED! GREEN-LOVING GREMLIN GIVEN HEAVE-HO BY PREZ DON!

Bad economy, insane numbers for Dems even not doing much, Talarico is a good campaigner, the GOP candidate is going to be insane--basically the best environment we are probably gonna see for it to happen in Texas.

The cowards are scared to say it

These are the wonderful opportunities I miss in life when I am focusing on the negatives. I can never get back that moment of revisiting Dr Seuss, now.

I ask myself this every day. I believe the most corrupt mayor in history would blame the Royal Family, visit his mistress, and nap

I think if we are ever winning a Texas Senate seat it's this November

I can't even put into words what's wrong with it. But it's in the realm of the uncanny. It's what a newspaper looks like in a Superman movie. And there's no one in the vicinity who knows what an OTB is and is either headed there or leaving it.

Fuckin let's rock

I imagine what will work better is the celebrity scum gossip right wing shit which the Murdoch empire doesn't paywall, just pumping it out like a broken pipe flooding everything else. The Daily Mail is the other paragon here

First time seeing one of these rags in person and I had an *instantaneous* revelation: this specific style of NYC trash tabloid headline will not work in California. It does not translate here. I'm not even sure I can say why, it's something in my bones

Messina also worked for David Cameron and the Conservative Party, in case you were wondering about his Obama campaign bona fides

I just know Pete Hegseth is working out really hard to a bunch of 80s music and mouthing the words in the mirror like Patrick Bateman

When oceans once again are now battlefields

No.

"Tapas" is now to be called "Freedom Apps" bsky.app/profile/fint...

I love how the worst government on Earth, along with its similarly depraved Gulf neighbors, has spent the last 20 years egging on war on Iran from behind the US & Israel's apron, and realized like a month ago they'd be taking the brunt. Zero sympathy

This bit in the From Russia With Love game made me laugh out loud. You've got a fairly grounded, low key fight based on the one in the movie, then the most video game looking fucker of all time slides into frame.

Making me empathize with the Islamic Republic of Iran here gang

I'm not a huge fan of 2001 A Space Odyssey but I like how all the Americans in the future in it talk like smug overly confident dumb 50s Americans. Anyway I thought of that seeing this as kind of the 2026 equivalent

U.S. soldier in Kuwait base after Iranian drone strike:

“That’s my fucking truck!”

Ralking

Hey what were you guys ralking about?