Dan O’Sullivan

a cinderblock fence in a dusty yard. the blocks are covered with creeping fig. at the top of the wall, a coyote hunches. he’s looking at the camera, inquisitively.

we had one ON our backyard fence the other day

Hm I choose to interpret my general dissatisfaction with life as indicating I need more bad photo shoots then...as my liver is rather hyperactive...

Sometimes you encounter a wild animal where they are apathetic about you, the human, and it's a remarkable experience. It's a very interesting thing to be of no interest to a creature who is in no doubt about which of us is the superior animal.

Literally almost walked into this guy walking looking down like Charlie Brown, reared back did a double take and went Holy Shit out loud all like a cartoon character

i genuinely think for me it might be the text i woke up to from @osullyville.bsky.social on the afternoon of september tenth this year

Bryan Goldberg, a clown, back when he tried to start looking like the Fifty Shades of Gray guy instead of the kid from The Sandlot.

The greatest gift a guy you don't like can give you is them having a professional photo shoot where they think they look really cool

Sometimes you have to just laugh at Trump and his doings, and specifically, for me, that was my reaction to him thinking the 50 year mortgage idea was a winning one. They couldn't even get the MAGA cultists going on that one. I have a hard time even imagining HOW it could have been made palatable.

Something I am reminded of when I see something like this is how little the NY Times was ever read on Long Island growing up, and that my only conception of it was through my father, who considered it primarily a paper which despised unions like the one he belonged to. Just interesting.

In addition to all else, they are pussies about Chicago winter. No lower lifeforms even conceivable to me than these guys.

Interesting. Says here, in this report from the Insitute of Sitting On Your Fat Ass To Get Everything DoorDashed By A Serf to You, that the prices of food and basic consumer goods are going down, while wages are going up.

Pete Hegseth coming out to address the troops on Veterans Day

Shot of a car with a tarp over it. The tarp comes off and dust flies everywhere. The hand runs over the Union Jack painted on the car as the camera pans down and hangs on the license plate:

SHAGUAR

Going into a dilapidated barn and uncovering a pristine Shaguar

“It was me, the Author of all your pain”

fat bastard with his back turned to the camera standing in front of a statue of mini-me. there’s a bunch of flowers people have put around it. in 2025 people still go to the mini-me memorial to leave flowers

My trailer for a nostalgia-drenched, unfunny family-focused Austin Powers reboot, ala Ghostbusters: faint orchestral rendition of that bossa nova song. A kid wearing the glasses discovering a dusty Swedish penis pump in an attic. Liz Hurley in old lady makeup saying "Your grandpa..was very horny.."

Oh my God: comedian Chris Rock has collapsed and slipped into a coma. It looks like the Will Smith slap may yet claim his life

Donald Trump's Chicago property tax was slashed by 30% because retail space in the city's Trump Tower was mostly empty, a report says Trump got a 30% cut on his taxes for Trump Tower Chicago because the building's commercial space was mostly empty, The Chicago Sun-Times reported.

Fun fact: empty storefronts like this that "can't" be filled represent a substantial tax break for the building

www.businessinsider.com/donald-trump...

Something very interesting uncovered in the recent Andrew Lownie book on Prince Andrew is that Maitlis & the Newsnight team which got famous off their interview of Andrew stole all the journalistic work of a BBC Panorama team in Belfast, didn't credit them, & then erased them from history.

Funny thing to note: the retail spaces at the street/river levels of the Trump tower right there in River North have NEVER even for a second been filled in decades now of operation. There wasn't even one thing that moved in for a little bit. Nothing. They're also very weirdly designed!

Scuse me?

guy you gotta run a few missions for in gta and it’s clear right away the last one is gonna be killing him

Very funny that the position of Chief Hater for Joyce Carol Oates was previously Gore Vidal, and now it's this thing. This country is fucked

That's interesting, the idea that perhaps there's a gendered element re: the Nazi virgin who picks his nose.

Looks like they finally wrote the book about you guys

Just drifted off, first chuckling, then with fascination, going from one or two lines to entire monologues, imagining the Al Capone dialogue in The Untouchables being delivered by Will Forte as Macgruber

Yes. There was no victory to be had. I never said as much. But the political pain was just beginning to be felt. Trump was pressing to kill the filibuster. Make them do that. It’s not a victory but it’s a sword up for grabs.

They should probably rename the chain to be "Toby Keith's I Love Being Dead and Grill," at this point

I like how the preview image for the video looks like we're arguing about whether Netanyahu should be arrested or something. Just something weightier than which aisle of the grocery store is top dog

Every David Bowie song not involving space is named either "Raggedy Andy," "The Battle of the Street Lizards," or "Fat Guy Rock"