Rogue_Bard

Forgive and forget? Not really a thing demons do, I'm afraid. Unless...?

The new chapter of the Yelp Chronicles is up, and someone's back:
archiveofourown.org/works/490383...

#GoodOmens #IneffableHusbands #Crowley #Aziraphale

I think so too. Unfortunately, when I do this where I live, on the continent, people just think I'm flipping them a peace sign 😭

As people have said: it's the English (UK? I think English) middle finger. Fun fact: That's because English Archers used those two fingers to draw their bow. When they were captured by enemies, those fingers were removed so they couldn't fight again.
So those fingers mean "I can still shoot you"

When you have such a dumb addendum for a fanfic chapter that you have to smush an interlude in between chapters to not completely go off-vibe again.

I wish I could tell ao3 not to send an email out for that one 🙈

All of this is so preciousssss 🐍

I'm 100% sick. Why do I feel so bad about calling off work when I know I would've ended with so much pain that I couldn't work for several days if I hadn't called off? There was no super important stuff today. It's fine. Brain, it's fine. People are sick sometimes and I am people. 😭

I may have survived a 2 day migraine with lots of throwing up and (unrelated chronic) stomach cramping 🫠

But then I thought so yesterday night too before it all started up again.

In a turn of events that would have surprised 2020-me, but does absolutely not surprise 2025 or 2026-me, Good Omens s3 will be out before I finish The Yelp Chronicles 🙈

We're gonna be canon divergent babyyyyyy
(Shit)

Nevermind; this is light mode. Just as bad.

#youtube

The YT app in darkmode is just a migraine fest, for months now.

Ads and comments are extremely bright while videos are too dark to see. The background of the video in the screenshot is white.

#youtube has become unwatchable to me and support ignores the issue even though it's reported everywhere.

Idk if you need to hear this, but absolutely don't give Discord your ID.
They already had a security breach; you don't wanna be affected by the next one.

Using Discord isn't worth your credit score or the money in your bank account.

I guess that's fair revenge for us calling a mobile a "handy" and thinking that's the english word for it

Not to be that guy, but they pronounce it correctly. It's a german brand and "Addi" with a stress on the A, has been a popular nickname for a certain first name, which Adolf Daßler also went by. It's a german company.

🙈 if this is more annoying than interesting, please ignore me

I would love to watch The Edge of Sleep, but apparently it's only available in Canada and the US or something. 😩
And only on an obscure platform that sounds like a virus lol

Everyone on ao3 is so nice (minus the scam bots lol) and yet my socially anxious stupidbrain thinks that by answering those lovely comments, I am annoying the commenters, and by not answering them, I am ungratefully ignoring them.

Hey, stupidbrain. Can we, maybe, idk... function?

New 500 word ficlet of getting caught #Crowley pining whole pinecones over #Aziraphale

archiveofourown.org/collections/...

#GoodOmens #IneffableHusbands

I swear I'm not procrastinating my WIPs on purpose. After last ficlet was so bad I deleted it, I had to get back on the horse before it's scary

That always keeps happening to me too!!! Especially cursed when it happened with Imp and Saint. (Though I never had to come out as Saint pre-Death so far)

The internet providers in my country suuuck so muuuuch

4 #BOTC games in a row:

Me (DA): Believe me, guys, I'm the Fool!
Me (evil Fool): Believe me, guys, I'm the Lleech!
Me (DA): Believe me, guys, I'm the Fool!
Me (actually Fool): Be-
Everyone: DONT SAY IT!

(I bluffed Chambermaid because aint no way they wouldve believed me lmao)

a black and white photo of a person holding a glass of liquid ALT: a black and white photo of a person holding a glass of liquid

when you sneeze on your period
#ironlung

Just came home from Iron Lung!
Finally a movie that hasn't been pressed out of the same Hollywood cookie cutter as the last ten thousand movies.

I half suspected in the end that The Last Goodbye would play, but they stuck to the serious tone of this one!
(Not that I don't like his funny ones)

I am very certain that I am not colour blind, but I cannot for the life of me see a 5 in that left image 😭

Yes to all of these!!

Five jobs I've had:

- University tutor
- Scientific research assistant
- University teacher / lecturer
- Software Dev
- Head of Software Development

I really wanna start making stained glass ornaments to hang into the windows, but our local craft stire shut down and it looks like I can only get stained glass from amazon or temu now and I refuse lol

Need a LIFT angel? Anywhere you wanna go.

I shouldn't have gone through my abandoned WIPs.

Detroit Become Human sequel my beloved. Nobody will ever read you lol

Good Omens asexual trauma fic, I will come back for you

fwiw you're not alone

These botters are pathetic. I guess we should be grateful they're too stupid to even bully people believably. This way they're just annoying instead of harmful.

Stay strong! I am so annoyed by them that I am sometimes replying even though I know that's counter productive...