Duncan Roo

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Don’t eat any rubies!

That would be infinitely more flavorful than whatever these are supposed to taste like

Enjoy me with milk

Maybe they cut the roof of your mouth like Cap’n Crunch!

See? I can totally be a breakfast cereal mascot!

You need to handle them to the nearest deep dish pizzeria.

So bossy

The waistline big enough to cross borders makes him international

Next year, dragon flavoring

That's a lotta chocolate

It, for sure, definitely wasn't a Hershey bar. 😉

HERSHEY?! I have...er, I mean, Santa Roo has higher standards than that for chocolate. *nod*

You have a very surly travel companion

Santa Roo and his dino helper handing you a chocolate bar treat.

Chocolate bar labels over the years. Artwork by Macroceli

Wish I could be in Chicago this year for MFF, but I haven't been able to make the trip for a while now. Shame, too...Santa Roo and his dino really enjoyed stomping through and handing out treats. Maybe we'll see him again someday.

(Treats through the years, including a USPS-only covid exclusive)

Now there's an afterglow

Good thing he flosses

He’s just happy to be invited

Those are game grabbyhands

The only way to win is not to play

Any size lap

Best view in China

He brings his own controllers

What the lone apple in the vending machine sees

I don’t think I’ve ever reposted it after the commission. I’m a slacker

Well played

I’m out of practice, you might stand a chance these days

Big green kangaroo standing and posing for no reason whatsoever. Art by Franpaccio

Show me your game face

New to this year’s tree: a longtime friend sent me a pair of randy kangaroos