“Claudia Winkleman” is how a Geordie doctor explains the injuries of a man who pushed a cat off his lap
10.02.2026 22:19 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0“Claudia Winkleman” is how a Geordie doctor explains the injuries of a man who pushed a cat off his lap
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Walking through the grounds of a stately home, passed two older women with a Labrador each, one dog persistently trying to mount the other…
“I don’t know what he’s doing, it’s another boy!”
“There are gay labradors too, Margaret”
Someone should print that on a T-shirt
I just provide the ad space - the advertisers are the ones filling it with tempting offers based on your specific interests
25.11.2024 08:28 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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People who move over from Twitter but use a new profile picture
24.11.2024 14:30 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
- Fred, Velma, Shaggy... Can you name one of the 'Big 5' African animals?
- Rhino
- We know you do, Scooby, but it's not your team's turn
Apologies if this is initially a “Twitter +1” channel, but instead of being an hour behind, it’s a decade of old jokes
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