Growing up is realizing that 'ride or die chick' nonsense was a grooming tactic and we're seeing the consequences in abundance

Quickest way to turn me off you completely is to just talk about sex all the time especially if you not engaging with me in any other way and the sad part is that’s what most of y’all jump straight to now

Mfs created the talking stage to get perks of a relationship while still living like a SLUT. Greed is SIN!

Sometimes per my autism i don’t immediately pick up on when men are trying to flirt with me so they’ll ask a question like “what are you interested in” through the lens of flirting and i’ll say “well the orcas have started wearing dead salmon hats again” and then they will disengage.

Being surprised that a man who groomed his now wife, is being accused of being involved in this Diddy lawsuit ain’t a shocker to me in the slightest. And I do think he’s guilty, if not for that, for something else b/c where there’s smoke?!

so happy everyone like my mac and cheese and turkey this year 🥰 im not doing this shit again next year tho 😩

A motherfucker could rob me with a single chitterling tbh.

Keep em away from me fr.

I’ve been wondering what’s going on with me lately, my inner teenager has been PISSED at all the things I put up with and didn’t process as it happened. She is giving me a TIME!!

why does braiding my own hair take me 570 million years and i want to do 70 tasks in between 😩

Please please please let me get what i want

sometimes i get sad, then i remember I'm alive and i can make maple muffins and play with cats

wow, what s cup of hot soup can do for your mood in these trying times

No I sleep with the TV on like God intended

sometimes i get insecure about my tummy being so soft and round, but i am just a girl and my pants have no pockets so where else should i keep my secrets?

Being on bluesky without fighting through a sea of bots and ads made me realize I don’t dislike social media, I disliked not being able to be social on social media

Wish I could send this to my friends

A friend once told me I was easy to love.

My inner teenager heard that and he couldn’t help but cry cause he remembered being made to feel like he wasn’t.

Get you some friends like this 👆🏽

There are currently only 22 films streaming on Netflix made before 1980 and not a single one made before 1960, with the oldest film on the platform currently being PSYCHO. I know I’m a broken record but: buy physical media, support your local library, etc etc

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be torn between social
media spaces during the Jupiter Saturn squares of 2024

Life is short. Write that novel. Paint that painting. Try new recipes. Learn black magic. Go into the forest at night. Summon a demon. Earn that demon's trust. Become best friends with it. Brag to everyone else about your new cool demon best friend. Knit that sweater.

we losing all the hot girls to pregnancy. STOP 👏🏾 USING 👏🏾 YOUR 👏🏾 CLAM 👏🏾 AND 👏🏾 TOOT 👏🏾 THAT 👏🏾 HAM! 👏🏾

Love it when an old meme comes back with a vengeance.

SKEET stands for Spreading Kindness Everywhere Except Twitter

“You came across my skyline” sound like some romantic shit lmao

me at age 10: hey guys theres this really cute game i like called animal crossing, look at my town

me at age 17: my life feels meaningless and idk what I’m doing

me at age 22: hey guys theres this really cute game i like called animal crossing, look at my town

this is what escaping twitter felt like