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@koblbird.bsky.social

Writer and worldbuilder with too many OCs. Expect NSFW content.

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A riff on the famous Mike Primavera (@primawesome) tweet about shelter cats and coyotes, with substitutions in brackets

My neighbor told me [Republicans] keep eating his [vulnerable minority groups] so I asked how many [minorities] he has and he said he just [Votes Blue, No Matter Who] and gets a new [minority] afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding [vulnerable minorities] to Republicans and then his daughter started crying.

A riff on the famous Mike Primavera (@primawesome) tweet about shelter cats and coyotes, with substitutions in brackets My neighbor told me [Republicans] keep eating his [vulnerable minority groups] so I asked how many [minorities] he has and he said he just [Votes Blue, No Matter Who] and gets a new [minority] afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding [vulnerable minorities] to Republicans and then his daughter started crying.

29.07.2025 18:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2080    ๐Ÿ” 648    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

Hey Americans, if this passes you'll be uploading your ID to every social media and website to access it.

04.08.2025 14:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1692    ๐Ÿ” 1828    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 27
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"Wishing you were here!

With love and warmest regards ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿพ

-Anthrocon 1909"

04.08.2025 14:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 326    ๐Ÿ” 79    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
Photo of a man with a bright orange skin tone and swept-back light blond hair wearing a dark suit. He looks displeased and is frowning. To his right a white digital bathroom scale hovers in midair, its small display panel reading FRAUDUT. A red rectangular banner along the bottom says BREAKING NEWS. Below that, black text on white reads TRUMP FIRES HIS SCALE, SUES ALL SCALE MANUFACTURERS AFTER FRAUDULENT WEIGHT READING.

Photo of a man with a bright orange skin tone and swept-back light blond hair wearing a dark suit. He looks displeased and is frowning. To his right a white digital bathroom scale hovers in midair, its small display panel reading FRAUDUT. A red rectangular banner along the bottom says BREAKING NEWS. Below that, black text on white reads TRUMP FIRES HIS SCALE, SUES ALL SCALE MANUFACTURERS AFTER FRAUDULENT WEIGHT READING.

04.08.2025 13:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wir leben in einer Welt, in der du als verurteilter Vergewaltiger Prรคsident werden oder als Sektenguru Ehrenoscars bekommen kannst. Aber wenn du als Frau 3 Sรคtze fรผr deine Doktorarbeit irgendwo abgeschrieben hast, dann Gnade dir Gott!

04.08.2025 13:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 61    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your monthly reminder:

Keep writing. When no one cares, persist. When things appear to be crumbling, keep at it. When it's difficult, push through. When you feel alone, listen to the stories in your blood. Just write.

04.08.2025 13:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 264    ๐Ÿ” 66    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

I cannot describe how fucking happy it makes me seeing journalists just pointing out that they're lying. Once again, if you're calling, bringing up these articles as why you're calling is a VERY good idea.

Why are they lying? Why are they refusing to process legal transactions?

03.08.2025 22:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3239    ๐Ÿ” 2069    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

also the take advantage of the political climate. consider that this administration (in the US) is currently playing defense for pedophiles and sexual abusers. yeah they gonna run amok with their agenda

04.08.2025 04:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 48    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heres another place to start

bsky.app/profile/dies...

04.08.2025 03:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 293    ๐Ÿ” 223    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you dont know where to start, here's a place to start

bsky.app/profile/dies...

04.08.2025 03:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 523    ๐Ÿ” 442    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

It really is now or never. Both paypros and government are making the big push to effectively kill the internet. We might be talking about porn now but porn is step one in a process that moves blindingly fast

04.08.2025 11:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 747    ๐Ÿ” 483    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

*Why is so much censorship bullshit happening all at once?"

Because this is The-Push. They've been tightening the screws for years now to the point the internet is now passively more censored than daytime tv from 30 years ago, and now they're trying to do one last push to snuff out free speech

04.08.2025 03:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2993    ๐Ÿ” 1527    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16
A group of about fifteen people stands around a man in a dark suit and red tie in a formal meeting room. The central figure stands with eyes closed and head bowed. Several individuals gently place hands on his shoulders and back as if praying over him. Behind the group are United States flags and rows of colored service ribbons hanging on the wall. Above the scene, simple black text reads worst. petting zoo. ever.

A group of about fifteen people stands around a man in a dark suit and red tie in a formal meeting room. The central figure stands with eyes closed and head bowed. Several individuals gently place hands on his shoulders and back as if praying over him. Behind the group are United States flags and rows of colored service ribbons hanging on the wall. Above the scene, simple black text reads worst. petting zoo. ever.

04.08.2025 12:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
For the uninformed here is the sequence of events:

Op made nightmare kart which is a legally distinct bloodborne version of mario kart. 

Some random fucksticks hosted a โ€œanti wokeโ€ game awards involving people who werent even aware they were part of the โ€œgame awardsโ€. 

Nightmare kart wins first place at this award show. Op finds this out and posts it on bluesky finding it hilarious since shes trans.

Op adds a screen to the start up of the game so the first thing you see upon boot is a trans flag to further rub it in

Sweaty incel gamers who previously were happy about the anti woke game are now furious because they enjoyed something made by a trans woman 

They attempt to go and review bomb the game in retaliation but because of the bluesky post theres so many positive reviews on the game (also bc its just a good game with good reviews) that they couldnt even effect if much and on top of that this whole situation has just made the game even more popular via word of mouth. 

Trans rights baybee

For the uninformed here is the sequence of events: Op made nightmare kart which is a legally distinct bloodborne version of mario kart. Some random fucksticks hosted a โ€œanti wokeโ€ game awards involving people who werent even aware they were part of the โ€œgame awardsโ€. Nightmare kart wins first place at this award show. Op finds this out and posts it on bluesky finding it hilarious since shes trans. Op adds a screen to the start up of the game so the first thing you see upon boot is a trans flag to further rub it in Sweaty incel gamers who previously were happy about the anti woke game are now furious because they enjoyed something made by a trans woman They attempt to go and review bomb the game in retaliation but because of the bluesky post theres so many positive reviews on the game (also bc its just a good game with good reviews) that they couldnt even effect if much and on top of that this whole situation has just made the game even more popular via word of mouth. Trans rights baybee

a pathetically failed steam review bomb attempt haha

a pathetically failed steam review bomb attempt haha

context. also the failed review bomb numbers cuz its so pathetic lol

04.08.2025 12:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1250    ๐Ÿ” 111    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Distressed mastercard persona: Clarifying recent headlines on gaming content
Mastercard has not evaluated any game or required restrictions of any activity on game creator sites and platforms, contrary to media reports and allegations.
Our payment network follows
standards based on the rule of law. Put simply, we allow all lawful purchases on our network. At the same time, we require merchants to have appropriate controls to ensure Mastercard cards cannot be used for unlawful purchases, including illegal adult content.

Sue: Hello, I had a few concerns about your policies.

Distressed mastercard persona: Clarifying recent headlines on gaming content Mastercard has not evaluated any game or required restrictions of any activity on game creator sites and platforms, contrary to media reports and allegations. Our payment network follows standards based on the rule of law. Put simply, we allow all lawful purchases on our network. At the same time, we require merchants to have appropriate controls to ensure Mastercard cards cannot be used for unlawful purchases, including illegal adult content. Sue: Hello, I had a few concerns about your policies.

You hear that guys? All lawful purchases are allowed! We're just not allowing the ILLEGAL stuff like...dark romance V-Novels?

This ain't adding up. These companies are playing damage control now.

Don't Stop Calling! More official statements only brings up more questions!
stop-paypros.neocities.org

01.08.2025 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5420    ๐Ÿ” 2553    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
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War master Harvest lupergirl :')

Truly, the biggest AI grift is calling it Artificial Intelligence.

04.08.2025 04:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 299    ๐Ÿ” 32    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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brain: be productiveย 
me: okย 
brain: not like thatย 
me: :(

04.08.2025 11:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A Rose O'Neill pen and ink drawing, featuring a giant humanoid embracing a smaller one. It is captioned "Man and the Earth."

A Rose O'Neill pen and ink drawing, featuring a giant humanoid embracing a smaller one. It is captioned "Man and the Earth."

A Rose O'Neill pen and ink drawing, featuring a giant female satyr embracing a small human male. She appears to be nuzzling him.

A Rose O'Neill pen and ink drawing, featuring a giant female satyr embracing a small human male. She appears to be nuzzling him.

A Rose O'Neill pen and ink drawing, featuring a giant female humanoid nuzzling a tiny male humanoid. It is titled "Besieging the lips of the Earth."

A Rose O'Neill pen and ink drawing, featuring a giant female humanoid nuzzling a tiny male humanoid. It is titled "Besieging the lips of the Earth."

This is your occasional reminder that Rose O'Neill, creator of the Kewpies, first published female cartoonist in the United States, and among the first cartoonists to build a merchandising empire on their work, turned out some absolutely baller, romantic-feeling size-difference monster art.

03.08.2025 17:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5291    ๐Ÿ” 1101    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
In Disco Elysium I was expecting there to be some kind of "addiction mechanic" that would add a long-term downside to taking drugs, and was surprised by not only the absence of any such mechanic but also that the benefits of drugs greatly outweighed the cost. Anyways fast forward to the late game and I was downing three bottles of pyrholidon and smoking an entire pack of cigarettes before attempting any check, and the was only then I realized there was in fact an addiction mechanic

In Disco Elysium I was expecting there to be some kind of "addiction mechanic" that would add a long-term downside to taking drugs, and was surprised by not only the absence of any such mechanic but also that the benefits of drugs greatly outweighed the cost. Anyways fast forward to the late game and I was downing three bottles of pyrholidon and smoking an entire pack of cigarettes before attempting any check, and the was only then I realized there was in fact an addiction mechanic

Disco Elysium could not work as well as it does in any other medium tbh

04.08.2025 00:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 513    ๐Ÿ” 171    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Finished ych commission for
@thatcrazycollie.bsky.social

#furryart #digitalart

04.08.2025 09:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 61    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The "justice" system is trying to send an innocent man to the death penalty for the murder of (one) person to set an example to poor people that if they go after a CEO they will face death. Yet mass murderers serve time.

Message heard loud and clear.

04.08.2025 04:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 803    ๐Ÿ” 266    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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just got this chain email from my uncle

04.08.2025 09:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 258    ๐Ÿ” 84    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Virtually zero legacy media coverage of this statement. A couple of stories, thatโ€™s about it. The lies and insane statements have become completely normalized and are largely ignored now by Big Media.

04.08.2025 10:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7470    ๐Ÿ” 2707    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 879    ๐Ÿ“Œ 266

The nazi york times is pretty fucking weird sometimes

04.08.2025 09:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This doesn't change what we should do.

Even if the story is right, and THEY told IMAs without research.

Visa and Mastercard carelessly made an extremely important decision, which impacted millions of people.

Keep calling them! I'll try to look for IMA info.

01.08.2025 18:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 583    ๐Ÿ” 440    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
4 panel comic

Panel 1: 
Pink guy and White guy are having a chat.
White guy: Urrrgh! Iโ€™m so sick of immigrants! Iโ€™m moving to another country

Panel 2: 
Pink guy: So, youโ€™re gonna become an immigrant?

Panel 3:
White Guy: Well yeah, but Iโ€™m white, so yโ€™knowโ€ฆ

Panel 4: 
White guy: Not like, an immigrant immigrant

4 panel comic Panel 1: Pink guy and White guy are having a chat. White guy: Urrrgh! Iโ€™m so sick of immigrants! Iโ€™m moving to another country Panel 2: Pink guy: So, youโ€™re gonna become an immigrant? Panel 3: White Guy: Well yeah, but Iโ€™m white, so yโ€™knowโ€ฆ Panel 4: White guy: Not like, an immigrant immigrant

what right wingers mean when they say immigrant

11.12.2024 12:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30718    ๐Ÿ” 4488    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 616    ๐Ÿ“Œ 258
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there are geniuses among us, and they're not talking to chatgpt about physics

20.07.2025 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3699    ๐Ÿ” 1190    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 32
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Pilot girl, her mechanic wife, and their shared plane girlfriend

04.08.2025 08:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 167    ๐Ÿ” 30    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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In light of recent lore reveal

04.08.2025 08:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 303    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

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