Russell Wild

I can't wait to see the Simpsons episode, where Apu speaks like Preznit Fuckwit.

That's 1500% less!

You can bet that if LNP got back into power, the relationship with Dumfukistan would be...oh so cosy!

Trump: "Drug deaths down 1500%."

The numbers are 1500% down!

All these three had to do was be aware that there is an increased risk if travelling to the U.S at present. Jeez Leweez, they didn't even bother to sanitize their phones. Can't be real sympathetic I'm afraid.

I don't think I wanna be on a boat from the U.S sailing the Venezuelan coast just at this moment. The dildo of consequence and all that.

I believe that number has been reduced by 1500% this year.

Who? The Who?? At least Trump likes a great band...I believe he plays their "Epstein Island" LP with songs like "My Degeneration", and "The Kids are Alright" and "See Me, Feel Me", and "Mary Anne With the Shaky Hand" all day in the Oval Orifice!

We penguins should count ourselves lucky-even though we have to pay the tariff, we get to keep and eat all the fish we can catch.

That particular horse bolted at Sandy Hook.

The WOW factor now has a definite mathematical meaning. It means to reduce any culpability of the current U.S. Administration for any flustercuck by 1500%.

1500% dumber.

"Trump...brandished a photo of Putin and promised to deploy the US military to occupy Chicago, New York, and San Francisco." I can't believe what I am reading. It's not a quote from Amazing Stories. This is happening, right now. Thank Dog I am in Australia; I will never go back to America.

At least they won't have to pay tariffs for much longer.

They've gone about as fur as they can go...yes, sir...they've gone about as fur as they can go!

That means its down 1500%!

Jeez Leweez you guys...a bit of imagination, please! Make the city unworkable while the goons are there. Speed limit is now ...25 m.p.h! I am sure you have some ideas of your own!

...and...you will experience a 1500% weight reduction! Thank you for your attention to this matter.

That is very black humour.
I will see myself out.

The wealth of material those South Park writers have to work with...

What overseas investor, in their right mind, will look at the numbers salad coming out, and invest money?

Swipe left.

Whatever...as long as those darned penguins pay the tariff everything will be fine. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Down here on our island, a bunch of us penguins want some of those cards. We have a word or two to say about the proposed tariff on penguin poo. Unfortunately we do not have any of those cards in our shop. Is there a pdf or something of the Epstein-Trump card we can download and print?

Please include a banana for comparison.

Hmmm...gotta get Epstein offf the front page...yep...Russian tariff oughta do it!

I smell a rat. (Kristi Noem = "I stiNK more").

Crikey!