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@duderuiner.bsky.social

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someone's gonna get flashbanged by hoobies

15.10.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is so cool. Zohran Mamdani just released the 2026 NYC Dev Roadmap and he's updating Williamsburg with not one but TWO new 20-man raids with their own endgame armor sets and weapons

14.10.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 906    πŸ” 167    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 5
Oct. 16th is National Boss's Day. To celebrate, Andrew is going to kick the asses of over 25 video game final bosses, live on the Moonshot Twitch channel.

Oct. 16th is National Boss's Day. To celebrate, Andrew is going to kick the asses of over 25 video game final bosses, live on the Moonshot Twitch channel.

Boss Appreciation Day: Our Vision. Andrew and his friends have gathered 25+ video game save files that stop just before the final boss encounter. On October 16th on Moonshot.mov, Andrew will be Appreciating all of those bosses, one after the other.

Boss Appreciation Day: Our Vision. Andrew and his friends have gathered 25+ video game save files that stop just before the final boss encounter. On October 16th on Moonshot.mov, Andrew will be Appreciating all of those bosses, one after the other.

Kickstarter United Logo

Kickstarter United Logo

Kicksterter United's Resounding YES to strike. 

"On September 26, 2025, 85% of Kickstarter United (OPEIU Local 153) members voted to authorize a strike beginning Thursday, October 2 at 8 a.m. unless management reacheds a fair contgract agreement.

Our demands are simple:
-Protect the 32-hour, 4-day workweek that's been in place for over three years.
-Establish a minimum salary that provides a livable wage for all workers.

Read the full press release from OPEIU here: (link)

WE ARE NOT asking people to boycot kickstarter.com or withold support from creators.

Kicksterter United's Resounding YES to strike. "On September 26, 2025, 85% of Kickstarter United (OPEIU Local 153) members voted to authorize a strike beginning Thursday, October 2 at 8 a.m. unless management reacheds a fair contgract agreement. Our demands are simple: -Protect the 32-hour, 4-day workweek that's been in place for over three years. -Establish a minimum salary that provides a livable wage for all workers. Read the full press release from OPEIU here: (link) WE ARE NOT asking people to boycot kickstarter.com or withold support from creators.

30 Bosses. 21 Different Games. 8+ Hours. 1 Gamer. Raising funds for the Kickstarter Union Solidarity Fund. It should be a Boss Appreciation Day to remember.

Working 9 to 5 on Thursday, October 16th at moonshot.mov.

13.10.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Gold Ship but she's blue with orange eyes

Gold Ship but she's blue with orange eyes

Outside the Denver airport in Uma Musume world

12.10.2025 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 276    πŸ” 150    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
sigma klim from Virtue's Last Reward, drawn in the style of Sealab 2021.

SIGMA: Yeah, but - nobody KNOWS you're a robot. You look the same.

PHI: Mmm-mm! DOGS know! THAT'S how the humans hunt you!

sigma klim from Virtue's Last Reward, drawn in the style of Sealab 2021. SIGMA: Yeah, but - nobody KNOWS you're a robot. You look the same. PHI: Mmm-mm! DOGS know! THAT'S how the humans hunt you!

21.03.2025 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 142    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Zero Escape: Virtue's Last Reward (Chunsoft, 2012)

21.03.2025 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 579    πŸ” 192    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 9

it's that time of year, it's time to get your flu and covid booster shot unless you're from massachusetts then it's time for your flu and covid borcester shot

10.10.2025 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 812    πŸ” 289    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 6
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Katie McDonough tweets
The ask the mayor calls are like β€œhi Brian, first of all thank you and I love you. You are my king. Mr. Mayor, you are a disgrace. I hate you. You must drink piss instantly”

Katie McDonough tweets The ask the mayor calls are like β€œhi Brian, first of all thank you and I love you. You are my king. Mr. Mayor, you are a disgrace. I hate you. You must drink piss instantly”

I’m catching up on @nogodsnomayors.com and I’m so glad @mattielubchansky.com mentioned the only tweet from or about New York that has ever mattered

Katie McDonough, voice of a municipality

07.10.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 118    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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DO NO HARM

05.10.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2803    πŸ” 1027    πŸ’¬ 70    πŸ“Œ 92

heading to this isolated island in japan today for a family thing. not really looking forward to it (my grandpa is a huge asshole) but should be fine. hopefully nothing bad happens!

04.10.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 441    πŸ” 206    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3
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Secret of Evermore was out 30 years ago (1995)! 🐩 Made by Square's US branch as a standalone tale of a time-traveling boy and his transforming dog. Some foibles aside (like that marketplace!) it was an atmospheric game with great pixel graphics.

Review: www.rpgfan.com/review/secre...

01.10.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Dr. Ferdinand: Go,γ€Ž SCARY MONSTERS』!

26.09.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 82    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Jim Henson (1936 - 1990)
"The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children.I’m going to kick their fucking head in”

photos of Jim Henson with Animal and a flying goat

Jim Henson (1936 - 1990) "The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children.I’m going to kick their fucking head in” photos of Jim Henson with Animal and a flying goat

Remembering Jim Henson on what today would have been his 89th birthday.

24.09.2025 13:07 β€” πŸ‘ 691    πŸ” 228    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 19
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wilds x ffxiv trailer comment section goes crazy

24.09.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1488    πŸ” 934    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Listen. First off, cokelike is a misnomer because that genre was ORIGINALLY Kolacore before Coke took all the market share. Second, Dr. Pepper has a lot of traditional indie rootbrew characteristics despite being a AAA beverage with a AAA budget, though tbh it’s just cornslop at the end of the day

23.09.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 127    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

god I could fucking destroy a baguette right now

23.09.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't you dare put that baby in pelican mouth.

22.09.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1924    πŸ” 391    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 55
several SnailBonezℒ️ skeleton snails with a skull for a shell that actually look pretty sick but I mean,

several SnailBonezℒ️ skeleton snails with a skull for a shell that actually look pretty sick but I mean,

several OctoBonezℒ️ brand octopus skeletons on a shelf along with a SpiderBonezℒ️ spider skeleton

several OctoBonezℒ️ brand octopus skeletons on a shelf along with a SpiderBonezℒ️ spider skeleton

my favorite subgenre of Halloween decoration is β€œskeleton of things that absolutely do not have skeletons”

22.09.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 6787    πŸ” 1413    πŸ’¬ 142    πŸ“Œ 129

this stream is insane, the vanilla gameplay keeps lulling me into 'okay glance at phone' at the exact moment new shit pops up lmao

21.09.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's Minnesota State Fair time! It's time for Minnesotan folk art! Here, for example, is Saturn Devouring His Corn, in the seed art category!

25.08.2025 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 12258    πŸ” 3630    πŸ’¬ 126    πŸ“Œ 256
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NEW ARRIVAL: Stewpot Limited Edition from @evilhat.bsky.social

This Limited Edition of Stewpot features a gold foil cover, alternate endpapers, and two ribbon bookmarks 🍲
tabletopbookshelf.com/products/ste...

16.09.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Jojo's Bizarre Adventure rules because when you talk about it, you get to say things like "Vivienne Westwood attacked everybody with meteorites" and it is absolutely true

16.09.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
11.09.2025 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 132    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Only Use Official Nintendo USB C Chargers or Officially Licensed by Nintendo USB C Chargers When Charging the Switch 2 or your Nintendo Switch 2 USB C Port May Melt.

Friend's Switch 2 was repaired by Nintendo for free and sent back to him safely, but was given this warning.

10.09.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 5
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got back into no man's sky for the first time in a few years and this game loves to pull some wild shit right when I'm in the 'let me finish this one thing and then call it a night' window. (you think it's over after the Big Thing but no, watch til the end)

10.09.2025 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Found the Dinosaurs fan Doujins. I am officially in too deep.

17.05.2025 12:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2714    πŸ” 910    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 32
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Here’s a showcase of every Tenna face I made so far! Kept the sound so you can hear his voice too! I hand drew each emote animation 🧑 (yes I plan on adding bad apple AND a playable Doom lol) Tutorial will be posted soon! #deltarune #tenna #undertale #tvhead #cosplay

01.09.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1591    πŸ” 628    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 10

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