💖Ruby💖🏳️‍⚧️

It's been long enough since release to post Donkey Kong Bananza spoilers, right? Because this had me SCREAMING

(I'll put a label just in case ahaha)

To ban what

I played that Drag x Drive demo thing.

Idk peeps, it's gimmicky as heck.

Heh, I like this top. It's technically "women's", but probably seen as neutral enough to not out me.

(Laziness of Australia Post, my beloved)

Still remembering that time I had to pick up my own delivery from the post office that was listed under "Ruby", so I had a form made that essentially said "[Deadname] is authorised to collect Ruby's delivery" lol

My sense of humour is ruined.

Hiya, life forms

Bunch of things that are small on their own, but when taken together are quite irritating imo.

Why don't each of the fighters in Super Smash Bros. have their own articles anymore? Why does it insist on calling it the "Super Mario franchise" rather than just "Mario"? Why is Pac-Man in all-caps? etc.

Fucking hell, the Super Mario Wiki fell off HARD.

Someone convince me to *not* buy this, I'm so tempted, aaaaaaaa

LOOK AT HIM HE'S SO CUTE HE'S JUST A LITTLE GUY

Please tell me something like this exists.

Ah yes, the Mario torture simulator.

The cosmetics brand?

So, um...literally the only thing that caught my attention in the Indie World was *a mention of Celeste* lol

Watch tonight's Indie World announce "Chillin' by the Fire 2" or some shit.

(Thanks to that oomf who's seemingly made it her mission to get me on E; I appreciate you :3)

......Good god, I need estrogen.

If you use those Drag x Drive icons on Switch 2 / Switch, I feel like some people are probably going to assume you're in a wheelchair.

I love "oomfie"; it sounds so cutesy and I feel cutesy when people call me it ahaha

Where is Zangief's bikini costume, Capcom?

If you want something for cheap,

k e r c h o o

You know what's funny? That "woke" is supposed to be an insult.

It essentially means "enlightened".

So, people being intelligent is bad?

Listen to the Pilotwings Resort music, people, it SLAPS

Me when I'm conscious:

(Somehow, saying I'm a woman is easier)

Why can't I just tell people I want estrogen gahhhh

Haha, opposites attract, as they say XD

Hehe, I do worry a lot