Andrew Hoeveler

It's not the water I'd be worried about 😂😋😉

And jumping into the "lap" of this before morning laps would be a mourning lapse 👻⚰️

Don't get me wrong. We need his leadership style and intellect in countless other races.

I'm sad that Dick Cheney didn't live long enough to see @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social win.
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Modern obituaries are a helluva thing. 😂🙌

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Honest question that will be asked, "what does the end result of social ownership of production look like? Is this in addition to private ownership or instead of?"

I'm just gonna be that dude throwing away empties while the last stragglers are still at this horrible party.

Sometimes one finds gems
Usually
Clothes that got too small

#haiku

I really need to go thrifting in Europe more often.

So what you're saying is you had an elfen milkman?

...when they're doubling my premium.

The irony of my healthcare provider asking if there are events in my life that are causing stress and anxiety.

When the alt text says they're "laughing at first base" and you want to know what joke first base told.

a baseball player for the dodgers is standing in the dugout looking at the camera . ALT: a baseball player for the dodgers is standing in the dugout looking at the camera .

Dodgers, do not go to the White House.

Fans, demand this.

Enjoy the moment, but we have to come together as a community to make this World Series victory a symbol of Los Angeles joy and resistance, not collaboration and betrayal.

Artificial Incisor

The Dodgers deserve to win based on the organist alone.
The Toronto organist is lazy as shit.
The LA organist plays Taylor Swift riffs, smoothly transitioning into the traditional baseball 4-note series. 🥰

One of the biggest losses of the shift to modern "trunk or treating" is connecting community. Elders and non-parents are no longer part of this tradition of Halloween now that kids and parents are self-segregating.

Has? That shift sailed long ago.

Titus for the win!

I see some secondary data analysis, categorizing nomenclature.

My 11-year-old sitting with her pile of Halloween candy, sorting it into a bar graph

We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.

In 2025 Vestry sounds like a dating app for vampires.

Actually, we got China to buy back $2-3 billion LESS than they used to. Yay MAGA!

THIS is the kind of post that gets a follow from me.
Effin Jays. Happy for you, bro.

A scene of a Lokiceratops rangiformis stopping to look at something directly in front it, as it wanders through a forest at night. Found earlier this year, Lokiceratops lived in what’s now Alberta, Canada about 78 million years ago, during the Late Cretaceous period. It was named after Loki, the Norse god of mischief, due to the shape of its horns. Colors for this restoration directly based on the ceratopsians from Season 1 Episode 9 of Genndy Tartakovsky’s Primal.

Just a luxuriant Lokiceratops on a leisurely late-night stroll in the Late Cretaceous forest.

Happy Halloween 🎃

Stats page from phish.net showing The Haunted House, a song performed by the band Phish, as being only performed one time at MGM Grand on Halloween night October 31, 2014

Happy Halloween!
My only Halloween wish would be to see this gem performed ONE more time!
#Phish #Halloween

I thought it went into game 4.

Old guy in back pew: Whatever happened to the Transylvania twist?
People: It's now the mash.