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@lizarman.bsky.social

Just a 36yo I.T. nerd Mature account, minors D.N.I.

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โ€œ0% woke shitโ€

a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

07.11.2025 19:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17113    ๐Ÿ” 5664    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 383    ๐Ÿ“Œ 296

Anyway I hadn't heard anyone talking about this, so I guess I'm gonna talk about it. Spread the word if you're thinking about doing an nsfw KS project, Stripe apparently might pull your funding at literally any step of the process, with zero warning!

06.11.2025 13:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2661    ๐Ÿ” 2223    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
A story in the parts

A story in the parts

A story in three parts

16.10.2025 15:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9416    ๐Ÿ” 1793    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 105    ๐Ÿ“Œ 78

Aws thanks, you shouldn't have <3

07.11.2025 06:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Another one bites the dust.

Delete your Grammarly account, apps, plugins and everything related to it.

They will use your writing to train AI.

06.11.2025 00:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 641    ๐Ÿ” 492    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

lol

06.11.2025 04:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13999    ๐Ÿ” 4289    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 104    ๐Ÿ“Œ 82
Earth: Venus!
Venus: Yeah?!
Earth: Y'know how you say there was a previous version of me you liked? I found evidence to support that theory! We'll finally know what past me was like!
Venus: You... really don't remember
Earth: I though you'd be happy

Fact: Scientists uncovered rocks and lava whose chemical signatures suggest they were part of Proto-Earth, once thought to be completely destroyed

Earth: Venus! Venus: Yeah?! Earth: Y'know how you say there was a previous version of me you liked? I found evidence to support that theory! We'll finally know what past me was like! Venus: You... really don't remember Earth: I though you'd be happy Fact: Scientists uncovered rocks and lava whose chemical signatures suggest they were part of Proto-Earth, once thought to be completely destroyed

โ˜€๏ธSolar House Shortsโ˜€๏ธ

Scientists have unearthed rocks that originated from Proto-Earth, the planet thought to have been completely erased after an ancient collision that formed our Moon

#furryart #comic

06.11.2025 02:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 75    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Comic. [Person sitting at desk with laptop with machine labeled E-21 making โ€œclick clickโ€ noises on the floor behind] VOICE FROM LAPTOP: Hey all! Does your E-21 humidifier make an annoying clicking noise? Mine did, but I finally figured out that thereโ€™s an easy fix, so I made this video in case anyone elseโ€ฆ PERSON AT DESK: Oh my god. Yes. *Yes.* [caption] I know thereโ€™s more important work in the world, but I feel like these people deserve, at minimum a statue.

Comic. [Person sitting at desk with laptop with machine labeled E-21 making โ€œclick clickโ€ noises on the floor behind] VOICE FROM LAPTOP: Hey all! Does your E-21 humidifier make an annoying clicking noise? Mine did, but I finally figured out that thereโ€™s an easy fix, so I made this video in case anyone elseโ€ฆ PERSON AT DESK: Oh my god. Yes. *Yes.* [caption] I know thereโ€™s more important work in the world, but I feel like these people deserve, at minimum a statue.

Repair Video

xkcd.com/3163/

05.11.2025 22:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6927    ๐Ÿ” 1085    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 75    ๐Ÿ“Œ 59

ESTO.

Pero eso no lo va a hacer el PSOE.

05.11.2025 12:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 75    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How it started: Donโ€™t be evil

How itโ€™s going:

x.com/_ZachFoster/...

05.11.2025 01:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 200    ๐Ÿ” 118    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Coca-Cola's annual Christmas commercial is AI-generated again

The company used even fewer people to make it this year

โ€œWe need to keep moving forward and pushing the envelope โ€ฆ The genie is out of the bottle, and youโ€™re not going to put it back in"

(via THR)

03.11.2025 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 579    ๐Ÿ” 142    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 342    ๐Ÿ“Œ 887

I wanna see pokeCliff! (and now my brain is thinking what species the others would be...)

05.11.2025 09:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"The waterโ€™s cold, and the soap is scentless."

"And I'm making out with my badger in the middle of the shower"
#puma #badger

20.07.2025 11:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 940    ๐Ÿ” 187    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Wargreymon and Weregarurumon being trapped by some big chunks of data, brought to you by a private commissioner.

www.patreon.com/negg

02.11.2025 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1349    ๐Ÿ” 290    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
not-so-human-anymore hunter kissing his new pack leader

not-so-human-anymore hunter kissing his new pack leader

The werewolf hunter joins the pack ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿบ

03.11.2025 23:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2201    ๐Ÿ” 487    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

elon musk: people in the uk live like hobbits. um letโ€™s look at you for a second bro

03.11.2025 14:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2050    ๐Ÿ” 505    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 75    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

Your art isnโ€™t bad just because itโ€™s not selling right now.

Weโ€™re in a recession and people donโ€™t know when theyโ€™re gonna eat next, nobody can afford fun things because the economy is crumbling. Itโ€™s going to be hard a while.

02.11.2025 23:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4757    ๐Ÿ” 1720    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 39

Glad to see she's having fun with her father in law! I wonder if Drake and Maephalus ever fooled around too...

03.11.2025 10:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As Zohran has pointed out, these NYC billionares have already spent waaaaaaay more on attack ads against him than he ever would have taxed them in four years.

23.10.2025 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1228    ๐Ÿ” 224    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Starfox Nap time
#fox #wolf

02.11.2025 15:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 771    ๐Ÿ” 162    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sounds like the skin has a massive debuff XD

02.11.2025 09:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Shout out to the Fortnite leaks server for not being evil about this like I suspect many other leakers and people who believe the game can do no wrong will be

02.11.2025 00:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4223    ๐Ÿ” 1636    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37    ๐Ÿ“Œ 63
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for @dragnxl.bsky.social

31.10.2025 01:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2772    ๐Ÿ” 555    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
LOL you gotta hand it to South Korea for gifting Trump a Silla dynasty crown. For those that don't know; that dynasty fell to financial instability, incredibly high taxes, wealth inequality and widespread rebellion against their king. Trump is too dumb to understand this is a prophecy and President Lee is basking in this moment, deservedly.

LOL you gotta hand it to South Korea for gifting Trump a Silla dynasty crown. For those that don't know; that dynasty fell to financial instability, incredibly high taxes, wealth inequality and widespread rebellion against their king. Trump is too dumb to understand this is a prophecy and President Lee is basking in this moment, deservedly.

๐Ÿงต This is trending on Korean socials

01.11.2025 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2717    ๐Ÿ” 999    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 79    ๐Ÿ“Œ 112
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The DVD (1996) is now as old as the original 8-inch floppy disk (1967) was when the DVD came out.

01.11.2025 14:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1729    ๐Ÿ” 667    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 59    ๐Ÿ“Œ 99
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Sandra Golpe, la presentadora del bulo sobre Podemos y ETA, participa en un foro que reivindica el "rigor y credibilidad" de los medios frente a las redes sociales La directora de informativos de Antena 3 criticรณ la โ€œjungla digitalโ€ y defendiรณ al โ€œperiodista que verificaโ€ en un acto celebrado en el Espacio Telefรณnica

โ€ผ๏ธ Sandra Golpe, la presentadora del bulo sobre Podemos y ETA, participa en un foro que reivindica el "rigor y credibilidad" de los medios frente a las redes sociales

โœ๐Ÿผ Raรบl Solรญs

01.11.2025 07:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 157    ๐Ÿ” 82    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Cuando crees que ya lo has visto todo en redes, PUM.

NEGACIONISTAS DE CLรTORIS.

31.10.2025 10:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 115    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Entro a Bluesky

Veo que hay negacionistas del clรญtoris

Cierro bluesky y me voy a la cama, demasiado para mรญ, nos vemos maรฑana gente

31.10.2025 11:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Right now I'm pretty happy it's friday, and I'll get to spend the evening handing out candy to kids and playing Digimon Time Stranger

31.10.2025 08:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ500 FOLLOWER RAFFLE ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ
- To enter, follow and repost!
- The winner gets an artistic freedom muscle study, example shown on this post!
- If you want to you can comment your oc/fursona and name one thing that makes you happy currently!
- Ends 31.10.

27.10.2025 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 121    ๐Ÿ” 100    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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